Among the things that I have learned so far this evening . . . Chocolate grows mold. (And moldy chocolate doesn't taste so hot). Internet Explorer 7 crashes about as often as IE 3 did. Fucking Microsoft. It takes so......

Oh my lord, today has been SHITTY! I'm mostly in such a bad mood because Jay's in a bad mood over something that happened at work. . . something that I'm certainly not going to get into, but let's just......

We were supposed to help our could-be-lesbian neighbor's could-be-girlfriend move some furniture and then have breakfast with the two of them. I was looking forward to it, because I figured that it might finally reveal whether they are or are......