We're sorry for possibly giving Scanner Brian a coronary with that headline; if teacher-student sex were to end, what ever would he have to write about? And really, what we're talking about here is only one small step toward putting an end to teacher sex, but one giant step for the st...

The old laptops, desktops, monitors, printers, and scanners are piling up in the back corner, but getting rid of them at the local recycling center usually costs money. That's why it warms my heart that almost every day it seems another retailer is getting into the recycling business. This time arou...

  We give Barbie a lot of shit here at Scanner—for her tramp stamp, for being too skinny, for not acting her age and even for making a skeezy porno—but you know what? Fuck that. Barbie brought us a lot of joy back when we were wearing Kissing Coolers and thought that Sesame Street was our &...

  We can hardly believe it either (and don't worry: our precious pussy is still alive and well). Highs: We can only hope to age as well as these women. And that we'll be as ballsy as this one when we hit that age. We saw Keith Richards whip it out. Sort of. We had way too much fun with ...

  We here at Scanner are in no way medical professionals. So why in the world would we seek medical advice from others who are? Instead, we like to ask our friends what's up. That's right, we asked a boy who has no medical training whatsoever to break down female birth control for us, b...

Thrilla in vanilla: Michael Jackson's press conference announcing some London shows he'll soon cancel was not exactly a thriller. See the video Scanner Emily shared yesterday. Dr. Sanjay Gupta has decided to turn down a job in the Obama Administration. Hero of the day: the nurse who bought a...

  We were rather disturbed by how many of you claimed to be in a sexless marriage after Scanner Emily's post yesterday. Moreover, we were worried you all are going to end up miserable and/or divorced, if this survey conducted by a U.K. wedding site is to be believed... 3,000 Britons were qu...

  We're often discussing ways to reconcile our need for unrestrained, raunchy sex with our boring ol' environmentalism. Sometimes we've even gotten specific about ways our love lives have evolved in a more socially-conscious era. But we not as specific as the recent Fox News piece &...

Scanner readers, if you'll allow me to get personal for a moment, I'd like you to meet Jack: I took my own advice and adopted him from a local shelter on Friday. After our first weekend together, we're in love. If you've noticed my absence from Scanner for the past few working days, ...

  VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND: Trust us, it happened. Pagesix.com reported on it. But we saw it go down. Read more......