Whatever else you might say about conservative Republicans in the United States Congress, they certainly have a knack for naming bills. Nobody wanted to vote against “The USA Patriot Act” or “The Protect America Act,” even though they subverted patriotism and failed to protec...

And so begins another fight over data retention. As Declan summarizes: Republican politicians on Thursday called for a sweeping new federal law that would require all Internet providers and operators of millions of Wi-Fi access points, even hotels, local coffee shops, and home users, to keep records...

This is a story of how I once spent two hours sitting with Bill Gates and his wife Melinda. Since Bill retired today as a full-time employee at Microsoft, I thought I would finally recount it here. It was not a Microsoft event. There were no PR people or other staff around. I simply had a uniqu...

At long last the mystery of why the hell Jennifer Aniston is dating John Mayer has been solved: He's got a monster wang. NY Daily News reports on this shocking development: "She's just so happy and giggly. It is completely out of character," said one spy. The reason can't just be that she is dating ...

Before you guys start hurling the typical comments of "OMGZ Old!"; "I saw these on blah blah blah last year."; and, the always stinging "You're a marshmallow!", scope out the angle on these pics. Sure, I posted similar shots on Monday, but not with the God's view of Jennifer Aniston's badonker in th...

Jessica Simpson can't handle her ex John Mayer hooking up with Jennifer Aniston. So, in a move that suggests a surprising form of intelligence, Jessica drank all the liquor she could get her big-breasted hands on. Nice! Us Magazine reports: The 27-year-old singer was so out of it after a four-hour s...

Whoever cast Jennifer Aniston in Marley & Me is my new Jesus. The film is shooting in Miami where Jennifer is guaranteed to be sporting a bikini at least once a week. This time around she's got a friend with her (red bikini) who I'm 90% positive is John Mayer. In the meantime, some of these pics are...

Move over, Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal, there's a new boring couple in town! These two had not one, but count 'em, TWO meals together in Miami over the weekend. Not only that, but salad was involved. Get the fuck out! Alert the press! Oh, wait. Us Magazine reports: "They were affectionate ...

After a one-two punch of Paris Hilton and Heidi Montag, I need a little something to rejuvenate the soul. Namely Jennifer Aniston's sweet ass in a bikini. The world would be a better place if they could extract whatever makes that thing so sexy and put it in IV's at the hospital. Brain tumor? Have s...

Yesterday it was short shorts, now today it's Jennifer Aniston in a bikini. Evolution is awesome. Take a gander of Jennifer chilling in Miami where's she's filming Marley & Me . Also scope out this pic (Click here as if your life depended on it.) where, if I'm not mistaken, Jennifer Aniston is chall...