Ron Zook's personal demo boat is for sale. It's the 2008 Malibu Response XLi — which can be yours for $51, 485. [MunsonSki]...

You've seen him served as tea for kings, flashing the weirdest gang signs and, of course, water skiing like a madman. But now, we know once and for all that Ron Zook is keeping the world safe for democracy. Zook visited the USS John C. Stennis and, we presume, took over our nations' maritime defense...

We will say this: It is unlikely this photo above is going to replace Ron Zook Pisses Intensity Photo. Like, at all....