Last night’s Monday Night Raw had a pleading message from Shane McMahon, a big time title change, a title rematch, a touching tribute to a local legend, the imposition of martial law, and the overarching theme of anarchy. Why anarchy? Well, what RAW didn’t have was a GM given Mr. McMahon...

WWE RAW Results 6/16/08 More Millions Who could the WWE bring out alongside Vince McMahon to make the chairman look smart? Who could they put next to him that makes his delayed dialing synapses look lightning quick? There’s only one person: Hacksaw Jim Duggan. Duggan is in a tux and so is his ...

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All three Presidential candidates cut poorly scripted promos on WWE's Monday Night RAW last night. Only Obama seemed to know to whom he was speaking, and even he was obviously reading off a cue card. WWE staged a comedy match with people dressed as Obama, Hillary, and Bill Clinton (who as heel manag...

Dark match: Kane won a 24-man Interpromotional Battle Royal John “Bradshaw” Layfield defeated Finlay (w/Hornswoggle) in a Belfast Brawl CM Punk defeated Shelton Benjamin, Chris Jericho, Carlito, Montel Vontavious Porter (MVP), Mr. Kennedy and John Morrison in a Money in the Bank ladder m...

Triple Threat match for the WWE Championship: Randy Orton (c) vs. Triple H vs. John Cena World Heavyweight Championship: Edge (c) vs. The Undertaker Money in the Bank ladder match: Mr. Kennedy vs. Shelton Benjamin vs. Chris Jericho vs. Carlito vs. MVP vs. CM Punk vs. John Morrison No Disqualificatio...

United States Champion MVP & Carlito def. Intercontinental Champion Chris Jericho & CM Punk The Great Khali def. Hardcore Holly Santino Marella, Melina & Women’s Champion Beth Phoenix def. Jerry “The King� Lawler, Maria & Ashley in an Intergender Tag Team Match Ric Flair, Shawn...

As some of you may recall, WWE wrestler Ric “The Nature Boy” Flair recently endorsed Teh Huckbeez right around the start of his surge in the polls. But does Ric Flair mean shit in the heirarchy of pro wrestling? Bitch. Please. Enter wrestling god Glenn Jacobs, stage name “Kane,R...