The following is a first-draft letter by FBI Special Agent Larry Moss to his on-again-off-again girlfriend, FBI Special Agent Renee Walker. Yes, it is quite pathetic: Dear Renee, I take it you're too busy running around with that psychopath Jack Bauer trying to save the country to read this, but tha...

I take it there's no Slomin's Shield installed at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. I was so-so on this two-parter for it's utterly ridiculous plot (come on, why would General Juma put himself in this situation, personally invading the White House? Not even Idi Amin would try that!) but then the very last scen...

Annie Wersching sat down with AOL Television to chat about “24″ . She plays FBI Agent Renee Walker, or “Girl Jack” known by the fans. She chatted about how she loves kicking butt and if there is any romance between Jack and Renee. Check out an excerpt from the interview: 1. H...

Filed under: OpEd, 24, Episode Reviews, Reality-Free (S07E09) "Whatever it takes, I want that son of a bitch found." - President Taylor I'm not trying to suggest that this season of 24 has been bad so far (the hiatus alone made it better than it arguably is), but this was truly the first really grea...

All hail Aaron Pierce! Now, onto the not-so-awesome things from tonight's episode (namely everything not involving Aaron Pierce). 1) Ike "E-kay" Dubaku is a virgin-- it's the only rationale I can come up with that would explain his stupid puppy-love for Marika the cute (but not dazzling) lasagna-sli...

You know the drill- we take pictures and twist the context into something insane. This week, in light of Valentine's Day, we have a vignette that Haley helped to inspire: President Taylor and the First Gentlemen each are planning something special for their significant other. That's where things go ...

A few days ago I opened up this blog to reader suggestions. The Jackster gets the first of these "by request" posts, seeking some "24" fan-fiction showing our favorite characters engaged in a very normal social situation. This one is set during a (not-so) friendly poker game. Enjoy: Bill Buchanan is...

Oh, where to start? How about at the end, with badass Col. Ike Dubaku playing kissy-face with a local waitress in his apt. building. This is why I love "24"- they're crazy enough to take the most hideous of bad guys and reduce him to a very human, almost quaint level. And now we know that like Garfi...

(Note: This article will be updated later today as more entries filter through). That's right, folks. Don't be afraid, it's just another rage-fueled edition of our favorite weekly gathering- The Carnival of Bauer! Let's get right to the articles: First, we have the thoughtful and insanely prolific K...

Okay, now this is 24! 1) Horrific acts of terror: Terrorist Dubaku (the Wookie) decided it was time to finally act on his promises of death and mayhem by causing the mid-air collision of two airplanes over Washington, D.C. What did President Taylor do in response? Well... 2) Ass-Kicking President: A...