In a continuation of my jokes forwarded from friends series, this one is from my most regular contributor Andy, who may have been thinking of our friend Mary when he forwarded it. Hee hee hee. Four Retired Guys Four old retired guys are walking down a street in Naples, Florida. They turned a corner ...

Things learned from real children - mostly boys: 1. A king size water bed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. 2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3. A 3-year old boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowde...

Point-Counter-Point: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road Welcome to Point-Counter-Point we have a huge and varied panel today and so I want to get right to our topic today and ask a question many Americans are asking: WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? BARACK OBAMA:The chicken crossed the road becau...

Everyone complains that today's kids aren't on the ball as much as yesterdays kids. Yet, here's some evidence that maybe they are smarter than some people think. ___________________________________ TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, w...

A message to all my friends who correspond with me mostly by forwarding email that scares them: I just want to thank all of you for your educational emails over the past year. Thanks to you: I can no longer open a public bathroom door without using a paper towel. I can't use the remote in a hotel ro...

Understanding Engineers & Philosophers - Take One Two engineering students and a philosopher were walking across a university campus whereone said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, mindingmy own business, when a beautiful w...

I just want to say that this joke is not about golf. Though the second variation is sports related, sort of. A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee. He made it himself and was so proud. He anxiously waited to hear the verdict on the quality of the co...

Can't help it, its time for some more blonde jokes sent in by a blonde reader who wishes to remain nameless. She went to court and tried to remove her name and was angry when she found out that she would have to replace it with a new one. Remember, many of these could apply to blonde males, and of c...

Many times when I am troubled or confused, I find comfort in sitting in my back yard and having a beer, along with a quiet conversation with Jesus. This happened to me again after a particularly difficult day. I said, "Jesus, why do I work so hard?" And I heard the reply: "Men find many ways to demo...

These were submitted by my friend Andy S. and are hilarious and bear the marks of being traveled around the internet before coming to him. However, if they have been published by a copyright owner who cares, please let me know and I'll take it right down. You can be like Andy and send me a joke and ...