Here's a feature I'm going to blatantly rip off from the old Mad Magazine...I'll just go ahead and say some nasty things about a random celebrity...Today's victim is.. LADY GAGA -Ever since Bjork retired, the gays have needed a new Fashion Victim-Don't worry, I don't know who she is either...-Seems ...

Attention Female Readers, perhaps you can solve this...I'm currently in the middle of a debate with some friends over here. Yes. all dudes...I say this diagram is Bull Shit... I say this trick would not work in the same way a kick to the testicles would work for a man...I mean, it looks painful (ass...

Scene: A Teenage couple is having an argument outside the cafe...This was how it ended. Boy ...Go to Hell, you fat Puerto Rican Whore! Girl I'm not Fat!...

...And now I shall impart some wisdom on the youth, How to Fall Out of love with a girl you have a crush on.. ..Just picture her getting wildly fucked by a better looking guy.That usually does the trick for me. Drugs help....

The Offender: A guy on Youtube who goes by the name Omixzoplex Crime: Browbeating a little girl who's mom, the lovely rockinkitten , posted a video of her little girl, Molly, fingerpainting. Here is the video he hated so much... And this was his smart ass remark on rockinkitten 's youtube page: i ju...

So, Larry Flynt and Jo Francis (of the "Girls Gone Wild" fame) have asked congress for a 5 billion dollar bailout for the limp porn industry. According to them, there is no more profits to be had in porn....I agree with this...I mean, ask any stranger to name a porn star, and they'll probably name s...

I think this is number three for me...Go through the archive of your LiveJournal and post up the first sentence of the first day of the month... January A rather unflatterring caricature of 50 cent... February Jeff Goldblum is Watching! March The Premise---Jon is a lonely cartoonist who talks to his...

Like the still shot from this John Carpenter movie "In the Mouth of Madness"... I mean, what the hell is going on? I can't stop laughing at this..Okay gang, add your own caption in the comments section......

Exhibit A: For the Prosecution: Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you, you ritualistic servile adolescent racist ladyboys!?! How dare you reduce the most charismatic politician since Hitler to a zoo animal! My official response: Fuck You Very Much! For the Defense: Wow, totally a case of a funn...

Once upon ago, before I started drawing my own insane visions, I used to be a comic book nerd of the highest order. I guess looking at this list you can tell I haven't picked up a comic book since 1995, but here's a just a quick list of five that have influenced me on my own style... 1- BratPack -In...