This is a scan from an actual published fantasy book. It's the best purple prose ever, and I AM DEAD. Please read. Safe for work. I have a cable box now and I set up all my season passes and so I have shiny tv and I am in love with my shiny tv and right now I am watching the most recent ep of Real H...

Jesus must be bored if he's taking time to appear in a bucket of ice cream ... or a sink ... or a sonogram ... or (my favorite) a Cheeto. Everything is Terrible put together this video of religious ap... Continue reading "Oh, Cheesus ..."...

A new study shows that, even in the Midwest where "God Hates Fags," conservative officials want to teach kids creationism and educators want to fight teen pregnancy with abstinence, America might be l... Continue reading "Missouri and Kansas: Losing our religion"...

18,000 couples are facing potential forcible divorce due to the legal briefs filed by Ken Starr and the Prop 8 Legal Defense Fund on December 19, 2008 defending the constitutionality of Prop 8 and seeking to nullify the 18,000 same-sex marriages conducted between May and November of 2008. Courage Ca...

The other day we were at Marsh's Sunfresh in Westport, buying groceries with all the rest of Midtown's finest. We'd remembered to bring our re-usable grocery bags, so we were feeling all proud of ours... Continue reading "Re-usable grocery bag assholes: No cat hair!"...

It was almost exactly a year ago that alarmist, news-magazine types were farting out articles about the newest health problem facing today's young people: drunkorexia! Even The New York Times got in o... Continue reading "Fun with UMKC's police blotter: The Drunkorexic Edition!"...

“True compassion is not just an emotional response but a firm commitment founded on reason.� - HH, the Dalai Lama Think of people as a cross between ants and marbles constantly moving in somewhat random patterns. A mass of movement, whirring about, jostling for position and direction going about...

Sometimes, looking back at the past troubles you, not so much because things have changed, but because things still stayed the same and only you have changed. The only thing I fear more than losing the state of mind and forgetting all the experiences that made me who I am, is gaining a condition tha...

Could you deny PJ the Dog a pair of testicles?I'm not sure if Neuticles has Bob Barker's blessing, but the Kansas City company makes testicular implants for neutered pets. See, your ball-less dog may ... Continue reading "Giving the dog a bone"...

Photo by Michael ForesterThe most entertaining Mardi Gras party in KC starts on 18th Street in front of Birdies and YJ's, parades to the Mutual Musicians Foundation and ends in a crazy street party. I... Continue reading "18th Street Mardi Gras party"...