From OK! magazine's lips to God's ears, because THIS WOULD BE AMAZING: Make it fucking work, indeed....

This snowstorm that's supposed to be coming must be a doozy. We got our ceremonial recorded phone call from the mayor warning us to hide under the beds because of the horrible shock that it's going to snow in New England. That phone call usually means we're getting at least 6". I still don't get how...

*LOUD CRASH IN THE KITCHEN* Paul: "Son of a miufduihfjgfghj" (muffled thanks to my iTunes being really loud.) Tara: "Are you OK?" Paul: "Yeah, just dropping stuff and making a mess." Tara: "Did you yell 'son of a priest?'" Paul: "No... I yelled 'son of a bitch!' Why would I yell 'son of a priest?'" ...

I Fucking Love Valentine's Day. By Dan O'Brien. Not a huge V-Day at the Crawford house – I asked Paul not to buy me anything since I didn't have the cash to get him anything because I was a jackass and spent my birthday money and then went and got laid off. So we're going to go out for dinner and ...

It occurs to me that we could really get the whole American government in line if we just sic an angry Christian Bale on them. I guarantee you none of these bitches will want to incur that wrath. If we just let him loose in the Capitol hopped up on steroids and Red Bull, Congress would be so fucking...

I am no longer a prime number!! I cannot overstate how good a thing this is. Being 31 sucked ass. But I'm 32 now, bitches. Time to conquer the world!...

I’ll admit I was pretty bemused that the BC Liberal Party was a sponsor of WordCamp Whistler last weekend. I’m not big supporter of the BC Liberals. They tend to be a wee to far to the right for my tastes, however while I was surprised they were a sponsor, I wasn’t upset about it. ...

Paul just called from work to tell me not to go in if I don't absolutely have to because the roads are shit. He says this, having driven the 4WD Jeep, because I will be driving the '98 Corolla. I really do need to go in, though. Here's hoping I can actually get up the hill to get into my office!...

Now that my sick/vacation/personal time has renewed, it's time to start the litany of doctor's visits I've been putting off. Here's the list: Eye doctor – high priority since I am fucking sick of these twice-cursed glasses.Orthopedist – medium priority since my knees need attention but are not u...

Because we’ve started to hit hard economic times and Vancouver’s recent cold snap, now more than ever we need to been as generous as we can. When I walk through the DTES it’s easy to see people in need. It’s easy to understand the need for food banks and hampers, but what abo...