"My parents would kill me if someone ate my brains." --Spider (Andy Dick) on The Ben Stiller Show (in a sketch called "Melrose Heights 90210-2402")...

Useless quote of the day (I've stopped quoting Tom Friedman because it is difficult to take him seriously. He reminds me of Robin Williams, he is a great entertainer, but he keeps moving and it is hard to know when to listen to him or rather to read him because he works so hard at the gritty stuff a...

I had completely forgotten this bit by Katt Williams, and it's just so awesome I had to transcribe it. Video link -- very NSFW. "Live your motherfucking life. You gotta get your motherfucking hustle. You gotta understand that niggers is gonna hate you regardless. Get that outta your head, that fanta...

Creative Commons: DaveTrainer In the UK and Canada, manufacturers are urging the government to give consumers money to get old cars off the road and into newer, lower emission vehicles and "catalyse a new low carbon transport revolution." George Monbiot calls it "bunkum" and worse. The whole thing i...

From my quote journal. Bad things happen to good people because, well, bad things happen to good people. the teachings of Christ do not guarantee a good life but a perfect eternity. These 70 or 70 years on Earth are merely time spent in the land of shadows and, anyway, human suffering is more an ind...

Compromise, hell! That's what has happened to us all down the line -- and that's the very cause of our woes. If freedom is right and tyranny is wrong, why should those who believe in freedom treat it as if it were a roll of bologna to be bartered a slice at a time? Jesse Helms in 1959, as quote...

Beginner Seeing a pattern doesn't mean you know how to put it all together. Take baby steps: don't focus on the folks whose skills are far beyond your own. When you're new to something – or you haven't tried it in a while – it can fell impossibly hard to get it right. Every misstep feels like a ...

Lenny Cole: There's no school like old school, and I'm the fucking headmaster.~Tom Wilkinson, Rocknrolla *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*...

So, first things first– I'M AN AUNT! Devin Marley was born yesterday at 12:06 PM after just two pushes. He was very overdue, and much anticipated. My brother had a dream a few nights ago that his son arrived, fully talking, and said Hey, it's me. Your baby, and Ben was all, Baby! I've been wai...

I am hoping to get to post something on New Testament Worship later, but for now will just post this quote by Thomas Chalmers Thou allowest Thy disciples, Lord Jesus, to do what is necessary for their subsistence on the Sabbath, but surely not luxuriate in sumptuous festivity. But let me proceed on ...