You can put away your cowboy boots and ten gallon hats. The fake southern drawl no longer has to strain your tongue. Forget the cattle show in Dallas/Fort Worth. You can stop attempting to line dance and two step. Kiss off the oil men of West Texas. Don't try to memorize "The Eyes of Texas ...

A VOTE FOR IRAQI UNITY Andrew Bolt Some good signs in the latest Iraqi elections: Official preliminary results suggest that those who backed (Prime Minister) Maliki and his allies appeared to be voting for a strong central government and rewarding the Prime Minister for sending forces to fight Shiit...

For some in the mainstream media, fawning over Barack Obama - as pleasurable as it is - isn't quite enough.  Kicking George W. Bush around enhances the gratification. Julia Keller, cultural critic, for the Chicago Tribune today contributes: "Of books and Obama: What does 'literary president' m...

Former Vice President Cheney told a conservative magazine that his aide Scooter Libby, pictured on the right, should have received a pardon from former President George W. Bush. WASHINGTON (CNN) — George Bush should have pardoned I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby, Dick Cheney said after stepping down a...

H/T to Jerry at From On High Nowhere did I ever see where Bill Clinton was mocked by Republicans in the inaugural crowd when he left the White House the year President Bush was sworn in as President. However, Democrats feel no such restraint. Didn't their moms teach them the manners of a civil socie...

I wish I were smart enough to come up with a list like this. The good news is my friends at TP are smart enough. From TP: Next week, “change is coming to America,� as President George W. Bush wraps up his tenure as one of the worst American presidents ever. He wasn’t able to accomplish such a...

AND NOW, AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM AYMAN AL-ZAWAHIRI Satire by Shawn Goodwin Good morning, Fidels and infidels! My name is Ayman al-Zawahiri, and I am the second in command of al Qaeda Terrorism Incorporated (AQTI). Our Zionist lawyers advised us to incorporate our organization so we would not be pe...

-You have to wonder what President-elect and Ms. Obama are talking about as they have their morning room service breakfast at the Hay-Adams Hotel overlooking the White House. What a moment for the two of them! -A few years back I had a delightful dinner with a South African Judge who was gay and liv...

Maybe Karl Rove just took time out of his busy schedule to pen a lie about the President. Yes, that must be it. It couldn’t be the truth. It all started on New Year’s Eve in 2005. President Bush asked what my New Year’s resolutions were. I told him that as a regular reader who̵...

Thursday Evening News Roundup You know, after my being up all night, a short nap does not hit the spot like it used to. It takes some time for cobwebs to clear. So if most of what I wrote below doesn’t make any sense, feel free to write it off to a lack of sleep. The stock market fell for the ...