The Woz is going to dance tonight and kick everyone ass with his wicked moves, but there's so much more TV potential in our favorite tech personality ever. Imagine the possibilities, people. Admiral......

For this week's Photoshop Contest, I asked you to create images depicting Bill Gates unleashing things other than mosquitoes on people. Oh Bill Gates, you so crazy! First Place — Derek Ball ......

These Photoshop Contest entries weren't always the winners, and they weren't the most polished. But they were the ones that made me shake my head and wonder what the hell is wrong with you people. ......

Last week, I asked you to imagine horrible movie remakes and sequels that not even the folks in Hollywood would be so bold as to create. You responded. Oh, how you responded. I have to share with you nearly 50 movies that, god willing, we will never, ever have to see. I hope. OK, hit the jump to see...

Bill Gates is retiring in a couple of weeks! Oh lordy, the crown prince of Microsoft, retired! What's he going to do with all his free time? He'll be the richest retiree ever, so he'll have plenty of options to fill his days. As you can see, I posit that he'll hang out on the moon. Your challenge: l...