What in the White Oprah dipped in diarrhea hell is this?! What is it? They tell me it's something called a Lindsay Lohan, but damn! They tried to Photoshop the cokeface off of her, but ended up turning her into a totally different species. And this crap is supposed to make you want to buy something ...

What in the White Oprah dipped in diarrhea hell is this?! What is it? They tell me it's something called a Lindsay Lohan, but damn! They tried to Photoshop the cokeface off of her, but ended up turning her into a totally different species. And this crap is supposed to make you want to buy something ...

W Magazine should have spent less time making Drew Barrymore's face look like it's made out of porcelain and sold on QVC, and more time Photoshopping some VO5 hot oil on her mop. If you want hair like Drew's, just visit a damn barn. Shit. If Drew ever finds herself in the same room as Pony Parker , ...

W Magazine should have spent less time making Drew Barrymore's face look like it's made out of porcelain and sold on QVC, and more time Photoshopping some VO5 hot oil on her mop. If you want hair like Drew's, just visit a damn barn. Shit. If Drew ever finds herself in the same room as Pony Parker , ...

Stepford Katie's inner Thetans are glowing through her eyes on the cover of Glamour. Seriously, who do think they are fooling with his Photoshop fuckery?! Does Photoshop have a "life sucking" tool on it, because if it does, this cover needs more of it. You can't make eyes look less brainwash-ey just...

Lil' Kim doesn't even look like a human being anymore. Bitch looks like a straight-up house pussy. Bitch could slip into the cast of Garfield without a problem. The costumers of Dancing with the Has-Beens better not give her anything with too much fringe, because she might stop dancing and start pla...

Lil' Kim doesn't even look like a human being anymore. Bitch looks like a straight-up house pussy. Bitch could slip into the cast of Garfield without a problem. The costumers of Dancing with the Has-Beens better not give her anything with too much fringe, because she might stop dancing and start pla...

Just put a little salt on your no-no to stop it from puckering up a storm at the sight of these panty creaming pictures of hot ass Jesus. I think writing that sentence just earned me an extra shift cleaning Satan's dick butter off in Hell. Every hole is screaming GOT DAYUM at Jesus. I'm surprised hi...

Yeah, this is Kelly Clarkson's new single cover and not Kate Hudson on the cover of some 1970s soft-core porn movie. If Kelly wanted her single cover all shiny-like, she should have just spent 5-minutes to make some shit using Blinggee. It would've looked better and she could have put a little spark...

Yeah, this is Kelly Clarkson's new single cover and not Kate Hudson on the cover of some 1970s soft-core porn movie. If Kelly wanted her single cover all shiny-like, she should have just spent 5-minutes to make some shit using Blinggee. It would've looked better and she could have put a little spark...