This downtrodden-looking Eagles' fan is Dan Leone who, up until last week, was a game-day stadium employee at Lincoln Financial Field. Leone was fired after he Facebook-slammed the organization for trading Brian Dawkins. Irascible Philadelphia Inquirer columnist, John Gonzalez, relays Leone's sad-sa...

Yesterday the Philadelphia Eagles lost their heart and soul in Brian Dawkins.  Dawkins was more than a player -  he was a coach on the field.  I remember in a game last year when former Eagles’ rookie Matt McCoy made a boneheaded penalty, it was Dawkins that dressed him down on the sideline...

Andy Reid is certainly built to survive in cold weather, but unfortunately his Eagles couldn’t make the same claim. Days before the Arizona Cardinals nearly applied a death blow to Steeler Nation, the Pro Football Hall of Fame, in conjunction with Coors Light (for when you feel like having a p...

The enlightened and rational fan understands that the Eagles defense gave up 32 points to the Cardinals in the NFC Championship game, allowing 24 first-half points to leave them buried in a hole. The irrational fan screams that Donovan McNabb can’t win the big game and blames him for the team&...

They were the favorites to win the Super Bowl through the first three games of this season. They were the most talented team in the league. They self-destructed and did not even make the playoffs. The quarterback has a poor work ethic. He’s sloppy with the ball. The team has no leadership and ...

Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap Fake Westbrook jersey. Mouth agape. Handcuffed. Urine on the front of pants. Obviously, some of Philadelphia's finest made their way down to Glendale. I'd say the chances this indiv...

Six years ago my cousins in South Jersey told me a little joke:  "Why do the Eagles eat their cereal from the box?" Answer:  "Because they choke when they get close to the bowl." It does seem that way, doesn't it?  Analysts argue endlessly about whether clutch performance actu...

So the Eagles didn’t make it to the post-season. We at Fantoo will live. Photo courtesy of DAVID MAIALETTI However, we are stunned to see that everyone who played in the AFC Championship game has survived. Definitely in the top 10 most hard-hitting games we’ve seen. Ryan Clark’s hi...

The boys at the Pennsylvania Dept. of Transportation had an important bulletin for eastbound motorists on the Pennsylvania Turnpike this morning. Some commuters were not amused. [Philly Edge] • Amazing Larry, In Song. Larry Fitzgerald now has his own song, thanks to Ryan Parker. Would have been be...

Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap. There's something very disquieting about brandishing Denny Green quotage as Arizona is about to go to the Super Bowl. No doubt on the flip side of the sign this guy has a witty Dav...