December 30, 2008
This is a helluva Rodney Dangerfield year for the Big Ten and the Nittany Lions. The Big Ten bowl teams are favored in but one of their matchups, that one being Iowa over South Carolina (although the visor chucking Steve Spurrier will do his best to confound the Hawkeye defense by playing each membe...
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December 12, 2008
Scene I. Saturday. Kerryman’s Tavern. [Inside a seedy Irish Bar, two rough and tumble Irishmen, Declan and Mark, sit at the bar discussin' their disdain for the situation in Brooklyn with Mark’s son Paddy.] Mark: I don’t like what’s goin’ on with the Big Wop. My son was suppose ta get a bi...
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November 25, 2008
Two days post total hip arthroplasty surgery, Nittany Lion head coach Joe Paterno was released from Mount Nittany Medical center. In doing so, he beat this Turkey's record by three full days....
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November 23, 2008
The Penn State Nittany Lions (11-1, 7-1 Big Ten) walked off the field Saturday with much more than the god-forsaken Land Grant Trophy. Having decimated the Michigan State Spartans (9-3, 6-2) by a score of 49-18, the Lions were awarded the Big Ten Conference Championship trophy and a whole shitload o...
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November 15, 2008
Penn State was able to remember temporarily how to play football in the second quarter of a game the #7 Nittany Lions (10-1, 6-1 Big Ten) would ultimately win over the Indiana Hoosiers (3-8, 1-6 Big Ten) 34-7....
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November 06, 2008
The mighty #3 Penn State Nittany Lions (9-0, 5-0 Big Ten) travel to Iowa to meet the Iowa Hawkeyes (5-4, 2-3 Big Ten), at 3:30 on Sattiday. Dis game be a ABC/ESPN regional-ass game, which means that in some parts of dis country, da game on ABC and in other parts it be on ESPN. In Russia, it is black...
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November 01, 2008
I hope I don't jinx anything, but do I detect that this Penn State team is getting serious about playing football?...
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June 13, 2008
Now that spring turkey season is over, this Turkey is going to hie his feathered butt into the woods for a couple of weeks. Thus, there will be no loquacious drivel emanating from this keyboard for a while....
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May 30, 2008
The Centre Daily Times reports that Nittany Lion defensive lineman Phil Taylor and linebacker Navorro Bowman have pleaded guilty to misdemeanor disorderly conduct and each was sentenced to a year's probation. In addition, they will each have to perform 100 hours of community service and make restitu...
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April 18, 2008
Well, folks, didn't you know that that broad's story sounded flimsy as hell, in view of her other, similar allegations? Apparently, the Centre County District Attorney's Office felt so, too. With the trial due to begin next Wednesday and the jury already selected, FOS is reporting that rape charges ...
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