Let’s have another example of Gordon Brown’s much heralded ‘fairness’ shall we? This is from the National Coalition of Anti-Deportation Campaigns (NCADC)… *** Dear All, We are writing to you to ask for your help and support. We may have previously contacted you concerni...

Immigration minister Phil Woolas’ cojones are so enormous they exert their own gravitational pull. Neither satire nor sense can escape them. His balls must be huge or else why would he had the nerve to accuse the Office of National Statistics of ‘playing politics’ with immigration ...

The courage and morality of New Labour laid bare: David Miliband and Jacqui Smith have both refused to appear before Parliament’s human rights committee to answer questions about allegations of British collusion in the torture of British citizens and residents detained during counter-terrorism...

Image by Beau Bo D'Or You have to admit it’s elegant. The Foreign Secretary who was instrumental in making the fraudulent case for an illegal war in which hundreds of thousands of people were killed is now the Justice Secretary suppressing documents detailing the making of the fraudulent case ...

The government, you will be heartened to learn, has something else on its mind aside from prominently displaying its mean streak toward the disabled and single mothers. The cabinet has been sick with worry about your welfare in this recession. For this reason, the nationalised bank Northern Rock, ha...

Do you have ‘legitimate’ expectations? It’s probably best not to, you’re only going to end up disappointed, and quite possibly angry. You see, the matter of whether we, as citizens, can have ‘legitimate’ expectations became the matter of legal precedent last year....

Oh no! A hundred and forty members of parliament have signed an Early Day Motion expressing their opposition to the part-privatisation of the Post Office. The government must be shaking in their boots, yes? What do you think? Early Day Motions are merely a much more expensive version (they cost on a...

‘The British government abhors torture and would never authorise it or condone it,’ says out fine, upstanding Foreign Secretary and moral paragon, David Miliband. But if a so-called ally in the so-called war against terror wants to soften a fellow up before we question him, well hey, wha...

As a person without any debts, and four bank accounts coloured black, I awoke yesterday morning to find the country’s National Debt at £2 trillion ($3tr) and more. That represents more than £60,000 ($86,000) and rising per household. It dwarfs Britain’s annual national income of £1.4 ...

The next person to say to me that they’d still rather see a Labour government than a Tory one is going to get told where to go in words of one syllable. The more I think about this Miliband and torture thing, the more I think a national security ensured by hacking at a man’s penis (and t...