March 09, 2009
Verdine White hopped up out of bed, turned his swag on, took a look in the mirror and said whaddup! [1]That’s right girls, I watermarked these babies because these right-clicking bitches are thirsty to get a drink of what V Dubb is offering. This is pay-per-view, you gotta pay for this. Now th...
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March 04, 2009
There is enough fever in the above picture to melt the white shit planted in the corners of Boosie’s mouth. Designer Victor Glemaud is fucking us all one long stroke at a time with his eyes. The girls bodies are waiting but their minds are not ready. Get you a piece whore!...
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February 24, 2009
Freddy O caught up with Frankie at the premiere of Keith Sweat’s Platinum House on Monday night. Showing off her new Dolce and Gabbana boots, handbag, and belt [all courtesy of Keyshia] she let it be known that none of the items came from out of Sheree’s trunk. “My shit is real. I ...
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February 23, 2009
I know some of you want to continue to beat the dead horse that is the Oscars, but let’s get down to the meat and potatoes of today’s fuckery instead: Khia! Her mega-watt smile and bubbling personality illuminate any dark room. Right before you flip the light switch back in the off posit...
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February 10, 2009
Before she was able to live good off of those summer blockbuster checks from her husband, Jada Pinkett Smith had to go to work to earn her own money. Low Down Dirty Shame is one of my favorite movies for zest factor. Although Waymon’s character doesn’t appear in many scenes he still mana...
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February 04, 2009
Breaking news effecting Creoles all over the country: Etta James doesn’t give a fuck about a roots box. At a recent public event, the legendary singer aired her grievances for President Barack Obama before threatening to whup “The Great” Beyonce’s ass. I can’t really be...
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February 03, 2009
I’m going to be honest with you. I think Bobby Brown needs another child as much as I need a hole in my damn head, but its not my life. The King of Rocks & Blunts is expecting his first child with [see, that one word changes the whole game] girlfriend / manager Alicia Etheridge. This will ...
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February 02, 2009
View More Pictures Bobbi Kristina was photographed serving Mama Nippy a hot order of side-eye at LAX on Sunday. I think BK is really coming into her looks . . . the best she is going to. Poor girl never had a real chance to look like a carbon copy of her mom back in the day due to Bobby’s stro...
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January 17, 2009
The wonk in this video is so incredible that after I watched it the first time I went running away from my computer monitor! I don’t know what this nigga [sorry it slipped] did in life to deserve for his eyes to be cocked like a pistol but it must have been pretty damn bad. Let us pray....
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December 15, 2008
Sybil was one of the most fascinating people I was introduced to in 2008 so I had to bring her back one last time before the year was out. Unlike your favorite rapper’s favorite rapper she actually manages to avoid arrest and an ass whooping while cursing out 5-0. Let’s get ready to have...
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