At the San Diego Zoo, 11-year-old lowland gorilla female Azizi was trying hard to care for her firstborn baby. Frank, a healthy male, was born September 4, 2008. Azizi, who was hand reared, was cradling the infant and keeping him close to her body to provide warmth. Though Frank weighed in at a whop...

We don't know how to better explain the awesomeness of this video depicting a monkey riding a mini bike other than to say we want one now and where the hell can we get it? This little guy is so full......

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I've never quite been sold on the identification, but the good people over at the Pierpont Morgan Library assure me that these little guys with big hats crawling around the margins of MS G24 are supposed to be Templars: If it's not clear, the one on the right is the "Templar". The guy on the left is...

I am not kidding: A state legislator in Rhode Island has put forward a piece of legislation that would create a state board for arbitrating disputes between parents in youth sports. Srsly. An honest-to-Shiva taxpayer-funded government panel for refereeing penalty kicks in AYSA soccer, explaining the...

Filed under: Galley Gossip "Did you see 11J?" asked Shirley as she walked into the galley in coach and chucked a wadded up bag of fast food into the trash. We were in the process of boarding and I had my eyes on the bins and bags, not 11J, and as usual the bins were filling up fast. "No, why?" I sai...

WTF does everybody think they are gaining by calling a bottom every week? Yes 1 week someday you will be right, and you'll still be nothing more then a jackass. Anyway I'm short Bottom Callers This market is beyond awful - I am net short the SP now along with my DRR and Short USO. Even HTS is a play...

I was remiss in keeping all up to date on the doings of myself and the Monkey over the last fortnight or so. The weekend prior to this just past, Monkey House Nebraska was headquarters for the Minnesota Ambassadors' Baby Birthday Ramble. Arriving late on Friday night, the Ambassadors took to the gue...

I’ve said Annalynne McCord looks like a monkey since the first time I saw that big mouth and her Slumdog Million Ears , so when I saw these pictures of her finally getting her hands on a banana I laughed. Unfortunately, people out there find her hot, and thing she’s got it going on, and ...

Sunday is Monkey Covers day here at YACB. Because there's nothing better than a comic with a monkey on the cover! Daregorilla patrols the streets of Hell's Kitchen on the HERO variant cover to Marvel Apes #1, by Mike Wieringo & Karl Kesel (2008). (Standard disclaimer about blind gorilla super-heroes...