March 11, 2009
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March 06, 2009
A sickly selection box of recent queries which optimistically washed up somewhere in UK Education, at the desk / telephone / email inbox of Palmer Eldritch... "All my printing is appearing on one side of paper! How's that problem arisen again?" ~~~ "Hi? Is John there? I’m just ringing back – Iâ€...
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at 6:09 AM
March 03, 2009
It is early morning, somewhere in UK Education. Palmer Eldritch answers the telephone... Eldritch - Hello, IT Helpdesk? Librarian - Hi. I can’t log on. I just get ‘domain not available’. Eldritch - OK, are you on a laptop or a desktop computer? Librarian - A desk one. Eldritch - Is there a gre...
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palmer_eldritch
at 6:31 AM
February 19, 2009
In the not so far off future, computing for most of us will be reduced to remotely delivered subscriber services, running on cheap, commodity high-definition display units. What is The Screen? I don’t think it has been well defined what the interface or the experience really is going to look like,...
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offthebroiler
at 9:18 AM
February 12, 2009
Somewhere in UK Education, Palmer Eldritch is the only thing standing between some of the world's finest educators and computer-induced meltdown... Palmer Eldritch - Good morning, IT Helpdesk? Ms. Uber-Fashion - Oh, hi. I’m sorry but I’m not good with computers…my laptop won’t work without i...
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palmer_eldritch
at 7:49 AM
January 14, 2009
Somewhere in UK Education, Palmer Eldritch and Ad Min are discussing classic British comedy... Eldritch - 'Cake is a made-up drug.' Ad Min - [laughs] And those idiots who thought it was true, like that Richard Blackwood! Eldritch - It's amazing that those people just didn't think abo...
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palmer_eldritch
at 6:09 AM
November 20, 2008
Somewhere in UK Education, Mrs. Database rings IT Manager's phone. In IT Manager's absence, Palmer Eldritch takes the call... Eldritch - Hello, IT Helpdesk? Mrs. Database - Hello technician. Nice to speak to you, but - Eldritch - [ interrupting ] You've never spoken to my butt. Mrs. Database - What?...
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palmer_eldritch
at 6:27 AM
November 10, 2008
An office-cum-warehouse facility, somewhere in UK education. Palmer Eldritch returns to his desk, after successfully leaving the room for the third time as his desk telephone rings. A colleague, Ad Min, halloos him. Ad Min - You must be psychic - every time you've got up and gone somewhere, your pho...
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palmer_eldritch
at 5:33 AM
July 16, 2008
From somewhere in 'the Private Sector' comes this tale of frankly unbelievable management behaviour, sent via carrier pigeon by a kindly, downtrodden serf. Apparently, at a client's HQ, the meeting rooms used to be named after the company's competitors. Strange enough, you might think, but perhaps n...
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July 15, 2008
It's the Summer 'vacation' and, somewhere in UK learning (PLC), a library has a new management system. Librarian Lambert is on the case... From: Librarian Lambert Sent: 15 July 2008 10:38 To: IT Help Desk Subject: new library issuing system Hi, The new system can automatically email users for fines,...
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