Sure, you lost your job and house this year, but no matter how tough things get, your local library has free internet access, so you can still exercise your constitutionally guaranteed right to masturbate to pornography and send holiday e-cards. But where could you possibly find free holiday e-cards...

It's time for another off-the-air look at Mind of Mencia. We've got three new exclusive Between the Breaks  clips, beginning with this one where Carlos talks with an audience member about how much he hates The Lakers. After the jump, Carlos tells some Jewish jokes with Cheech Marin and discusse...

Pretty much nothing else has gone on today. Myspace is working again kinda but still being kinda cunty, too. we'll see how that goes. It was the annual family picnic today, but I chose to work instead of go. Shows how much I miss my family. and there are a lot of people that i wi...