Downgraded: The mile-high club That’s what airlines need in order to survive the economic downturn: Hookers! “Federal prosecutors in Pennsylvania say [Roger] Sedlak used a non-existent airline, dubbed CQ Air, to arrange sex-for-cash trysts in hotels across state lines.” The thing i...

  Don't worry, passengers were never in any danger on this, an Aeroflot flight. After all, it's not like they're the largest airline in Russia or anything. Translation (based on a scientific process called "bullshit detection"): Pilot: Greetings, we are currently elevated ...

Dear Miles, This is coming a day late, I’m sorry to say.  Today is your dad’s birthday, and we did our family celebration yesterday, which took up all my free time.  Everything’s a little more complicated with you involved; I can’t just run out and shop for a present or gro...

Upgraded: Weird contraband found at airports Downgraded: Pigeon welfare The NY Daily News has a set of photos of items found by customs agents at airports. Most are drug related, but my favorite has to be this image of a man with pigeons wrapped up and kept in his long underwear: “Sir, your pa...

“Lafleur” March 4th, 2009 “…now what?” - Jin ; “…then what?” - Juliet It has been said that the last two episodes of Lost, “316″ and “The Life and Death of Jeremy Bentham,” were sort of a launching point for the rest of the show...

The bloke was in his early 20s and had a stripey t-shirt and a spotty red face. He swaggered out of the King's Head with his dog then watched, transfixed, as the dog did a big runny shit all over the pavement. He was about to swagger off in the direction of Finsbury Park when I announced that if...

So What (Kind of Blue, primera toma) (MP3, 128 kilobits) Me apasionan los esbozos de obras de arte. Me gustan más los dibujos de los arquitectos que sus edificios. Me emocionan mucho más los pequeños dibujos que hizo Picasso antes del Gernika que el propio Gernika. Pero si algo tiene una magia es...

This is the week that was in matters musical … 1949, RCA introduces the first 45rpm record … some record labels actually release extended classical works on sets of 45s with the playback interrupted every 4 or 5 minutes while listeners swap discs … 1952, Sun Records, future home...

Get over it, and stop with the one-handed typing on this story. Contra your increasingly wild-eyed protestations to the contrary, this story started with your pet failed sportscaster babbling about Bobby Jindal being 75 miles from New Orleans, mostly because he’s just smart enough to read what...

• The World’s Most-Pierced Woman • A Website for That Sex in Airplanes • A Diary Of A Sperm • Hilary Duff's Lesbian Crackwhore [NSFW] • Jeff Reed Signs Some Boobs • Someone Called Aikman A Homo...