Ronnie Polaneczky: Here’s the charming story of a man who wants to trade an old Charlie Manuel (a lifetime .198 hitter) baseball card for an opportunity to throw out the first pitch at a Phillies game, essentially. What a heartwarming story! Michael Smerconish: It’s 2009, which means eve...

Ronnie Polaneczky: I don’t abridge octuplet stories. Stu Bykofsky: Sweet! Another octuplet column I don’t have to read. (Well, okay, I did read it. My favorite part at the end is when Stu writes she needs Norplant.) Michael Smerconish: Aww, nobody paid attention to Smerconish’s ...

Ronnie Polaneczky: I don’t abridge octuplet stories. Stu Bykofsky: Sweet! Another octuplet column I don’t have to read. (Well, okay, I did read it. My favorite part at the end is when Stu writes she needs Norplant.) Michael Smerconish: Aww, nobody paid attention to Smerconish’s ...

But. . . won’t that just give him the spotlight he so craves? Today I’ve seen Ralph Nader pile on the anti-Rush bandwagon, and Americans United for Change is supposedly going to run some ads accusing Republicans of marching in lockstep with Limbaugh. CNSNEws, that rigorously Republican o...

Ronnie Polaneczky: Best sentence in this column: “Community College of Philadelphia deserves props for Earleena’s rebirth.” Elmer Smith: Best sentence in this one: “THOSE WHO took part will remember the mayor’s citywide ‘whup me, beat me, spank me tour’ as a...

Ronnie Polaneczky: Best sentence in this column: “Community College of Philadelphia deserves props for Earleena’s rebirth.” Elmer Smith: Best sentence in this one: “THOSE WHO took part will remember the mayor’s citywide ‘whup me, beat me, spank me tour’ as a...

Michael Smerconish: First point in today’s Smerconish column, which is about Sunday’s inaugural concert (topical!): “Sasha and Malia will provide significant insulation and political cover for whatever rocky times might come to their father’s administration.” Elmer Smit...

Michael Smerconish: First point in today’s Smerconish column, which is about Sunday’s inaugural concert (topical!): “Sasha and Malia will provide significant insulation and political cover for whatever rocky times might come to their father’s administration.” Elmer Smit...

Stu Bykofsky: Hey, know who was also happy on Tuesday: White people! Michael Smerconish: Hey, here’s a column about how Barack Obama and John Roberts messed up the oath. Smerconish did research to conclusively prove that there is never a pause before the candidate’s name during an oath! ...

Stu Bykofsky: Hey, know who was also happy on Tuesday: White people! Michael Smerconish: Hey, here’s a column about how Barack Obama and John Roberts messed up the oath. Smerconish did research to conclusively prove that there is never a pause before the candidate’s name during an oath! ...