Quick everyone! Don your sparkly gloves and pick up your replica Bubbles the monkey soft toy. Do we have some earth shattering news for you! You may have to put your hand over your crotch so people don’t know you’ve pissed yourself in excitement. Everyone knows that Michael Jackson is coming to ...

OK, let’s play a game - how long before Michael Jackson cancels his big comeback concerts in London? Because, let’s face it, he will. Although Michael Jackson is supposedly going to announce a spectacular series of 30 comeback concerts at London’s O2 tomorrow, there can’t be ...