Quick everyone! Don your sparkly gloves and pick up your replica Bubbles the monkey soft toy. Do we have some earth shattering news for you! You may have to put your hand over your crotch so people don’t know you’ve pissed yourself in excitement. Everyone knows that Michael Jackson is coming to ...

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A guest blog by Stuart Waterman from My Chemical Toilet… Last week saw Michael Jackson finally announce his live comeback, with a string of ten shows at London’s O2. Those are the bare facts, but as with everything involving Michael Jackson there was a whole screaming funfair of blazing ...

Michael Jackson, who managed to inspire THOUSANDS upon THOUSANDS of folks to sign up for a chance to purchase tickets to attend his upcoming Summer concert residency at London’s O2 Arena (which has, reportedly, been doubled from 10 shows to 20) packed up his kids (well, cubs by the look of the...

Michael Jackson, who earlier this week announced a string of concert dates that will take place at London’s O2 Arena this Summer, ventured out in London this weekend to take his kids to a West End performance of Oliver!. Opting to leave his surgical mask and trademark pajamas at home for the o...

Michael Jackson has finally announced a residency at London’s O2 Arena, two weeks after I reported on the rumors that these concerts were about to be announced. Jackson, Wacko Jacko, or The King Of Pop depending on your point of view will play 10 dates in July, with tickets going on sale on Ma...

The King of Merry Cherry Poppin' Child Molesters is back and has... ...oops...sorry...wrong photograph... ...there we go...I always get Michael Jackson's nose confused with the Gorilla Glue logo's nose... ...anyway, Michael Jackson is back for his final curtain call. Did you notice in Michael's pres...

You won’t have Michael Jackson to kick around any more! Well, he did it…Michael Jackson, frail and tottering and acting drugged, made the announcement that he is definitely playing London one last time (I’ll still believe it when I see it): [The] trembling, gaunt figure in front ...

Thrilla in vanilla: Michael Jackson's press conference announcing some London shows he'll soon cancel was not exactly a thriller. See the video Scanner Emily shared yesterday. Dr. Sanjay Gupta has decided to turn down a job in the Obama Administration. Hero of the day: the nurse who bought a...

Yesterday Wacko Jacko sort of announced that he was backo, but then he went to Burger King and got a few cheese stackos, decided to get on his computer to hacko, and then remembered he needed to packo. Yes, I’m enjoying myself, how about you? Anywhodooles, it’s true - Micheal Jackson gra...