On sticking one's nose into the catering business where it's not welcome It was only a matter of time. Dear Leader Kim Jong-Il has gone corporate, and he's after the United States Yankee Imperialist dollar. This cannot end well. Dear McDonalds, Congratulations on becoming the largest restaurant chai...

The McNuggitini is a cocktail inspired by the deliciousness that is a McDonald's (all clay) milkshake and Chicken McNuggets (which do constitute an emergency). Ingredients: 2 McNuggz (plus more for snacking) 1 tub McDonalds Brand Barbeque Sauce (plus more for licking off pinky finger) 1 lg. Mcdonald...

As we rise to the news that the Cowboys have cut Terrell Owens, it just begs the question: could he reunite with McNabb? They have texted and made up, traded barbs and traded compliments and generally acted as a couple who has gone through a rough patch (as do all QBs who have come into contact with...

"This is an emergency, my McNuggets are an emergency." That was the rationale proffered by one Latreasa L. Goodman, 27, of Fort Pierce, Florida. Last week Goodman went into a McDonald's restaurant and ordered a 10-piece Chicken McNuggets. She paid the money but was then told that the location was ou...

Weird Fetish Prostitute Ronald Only Gets Two Customers a Year Homeless Ronald Ruins Your Day From Unreality's The 20 Most Terrifying Pictures of Ronald McDonald Ever. "So yeah, Heath Ledger + Childhood Fears + Google Images = this post." I too have an obsession with McDonalds and even, while taking ...

Lindsay Lohan addressed concerns the public has because those topless pics I posted yesterday surfaced and she looks like death. Her people needed to do damage contro, so they sent her to pretend to get McDonald’s, because nothing says I am not a coked up, self destructive, girl with an eating...

McDonald's, which must have laid off its entire PR department to screw up this badly, has denied a Worker's Comp claim stemming from an employee who took a bullet rescuing a patron who was being beaten inside the restaurant. The employee has needed several surgeries and has racked up $300,000 in med...

Starbucks (NASDAQ: SBUX) is making an aggressive move into the breakfast business, including a planned budget breakfast launch that looks to capitalize on the same recession that is hurting the company's overpriced coffee sales. That has some analysts concerned that McDonald's (NYSE: MCD) could face...

Last week we totally harshed on NBC's 30 Rock for writing McDonald's McFlurry into its script in such a sellout-y way. But it was all natural, no ad money, just for fun, allegedly! Last week Tina Fey herself said that there was no product placement deal involved in this. And today, Ad Age did some "...

It's only three months ago that Jamie Oliver was pointing out to the Commons health committee that since this was "the first time in British history that we have a large number of people who cannot cook", a recession would inevitably lead to us eating even more unhealthily than we had been. Sadly, h...