Once again another round of horribly stupid questions from Parade Magazine. As always these are real questions and the people that are asking them are probably your idiot neighbors. Q) Seeing Meryl Streep sing, dance, and act in Mamma Mia! made me wonder: Is she the last of the triple threats?–...

BabyEve is the clinginess thing eveeeer.  I know it sounds terrible: "oh, the human embodiment of an angel loves me so much that it hurts to be parted from me for even an instant" and she truly is the sweetest thing on this planet, but at the same time it would be fabulous to be able...

Click here to sing along. More on "Mama Mia." ChaimAmalek:  Luke, I have yet to see any personal growth in the Luke Ford story line ChaimAmalek:  Only beard growth ChaimAmalek:  You need to retool yourself for the Obama years. ChaimAmalek:  Make yourself into a lefty li...

Not that I assume I have anyone still listening here...but I thought a good update might be the best way to both dive back in, and to attempt to bridge a sizable gap in continuity.  I suppose, for historical purposes? When I last wrote, we had put our house in Queens on the market, and the Cap...

Law and Order, Special Victims, if you haven't seen it, is a weekly television drama about people who commit murders and sex crimes. When it's about incest, there's usually a big twist at the end. Rape is featured in many of the episodes, sometimes stranger rape, sometimes acquaintance rape. Incest ...

A wise man once said “It’s not just about seeing Star Wars two weeks before everyone else. You’ve gotta plow through crap like Marie Antoinette and Catwoman as well.� I have the fortune of being able to see all of the films that I want, and find out that they are only worth one viewing (or l...

"I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot." -Steve Martin I bet when you saw the title of this entry you thought it would be yet another long, boring rant about politics. Well, NOPE. See, this girl, thankfully, does not live by ...

Every year people do lavish movie previews for the summer, when in all honestly like 5 of the 40 movies that get released will be worth watching. Here is my summer movie preview of movies that I will probably never watch but with my judgmental asshole abilities can tell you everything about just by ...

Filed under: Action, Comedy, Documentary, Horror, Independent, Music & Musicals, Trailer Trash, War, Trailers and Clips Did you ever notice how Beavis and Butthead was often a TV show about two guys watching TV? The videos they were watching became the stories within the story. That's the theme ...

So, somehow it happened again.  The Cap'n packed it up last Tuesday and headed down to the city for another stint as Renovation Man.  This time for only a couple/few weeks, we'll see.  It's apparently going really well, lots of good progress.  My end is a bit harder to manage thi...