Quick everyone! Don your sparkly gloves and pick up your replica Bubbles the monkey soft toy. Do we have some earth shattering news for you! You may have to put your hand over your crotch so people don’t know you’ve pissed yourself in excitement. Everyone knows that Michael Jackson is coming to ...

You'll probably be alarmed by how much buzz my recent blog entry on Miami Dolphins receiver Brandon London has created. I know I was. I'm not just talking about the Dolphins fan base. I'm referring to getting a few texts from his teammates talking about how good London looked...

According to the stars of Duplicity, Julia Roberts and Clive Owen, each of them would make terrible undercover operatives. Roberts confessed, "I think I'd be a bad spy. I'm just too stupid." Taken in context, the box office magician meant that she would have a hard time remembering her... ...read fu...

My friend Ross had his bike stolen a few months ago from the secure storage area at the back of his house in Bethnal Green. After several months the bike turned up and Ross recovered it. Inquiring minds want to know the full story. Ross how the hell did you find your bike and get it back?...

Here are the confessions of a bored sports reporter out of season. I was watching BET's Rip the Runway, which is the network's very popular annual blend of a concert/fashion show, and to my surprise a shirtless Miami Dolphins receiver strolls down the runway. It was second-year w...

I had a good day yesterday at CTH; I was kicking work ass because I am totally fucking amazing at what I do and I am loved to bits by the owner who is my direct boss (we work side by side some days, in addition to me doing ad-hoc for the other staff), and I was working with most of the staff I like....

Andrew Gilligan has written an article in the Evening Standard titled: ‘Change the record, Ken - and we might listen to you again‘. I doubt a journalist so intent on smearing Ken can be taken seriously on that claim, especially when Gilligan doesn’t actually do serious journalism. ...

Michael Jackson has finally announced a residency at London’s O2 Arena, two weeks after I reported on the rumors that these concerts were about to be announced. Jackson, Wacko Jacko, or The King Of Pop depending on your point of view will play 10 dates in July, with tickets going on sale on Ma...

The King of Merry Cherry Poppin' Child Molesters is back and has... ...oops...sorry...wrong photograph... ...there we go...I always get Michael Jackson's nose confused with the Gorilla Glue logo's nose... ...anyway, Michael Jackson is back for his final curtain call. Did you notice in Michael's pres...

Thrilla in vanilla: Michael Jackson's press conference announcing some London shows he'll soon cancel was not exactly a thriller. See the video Scanner Emily shared yesterday. Dr. Sanjay Gupta has decided to turn down a job in the Obama Administration. Hero of the day: the nurse who bought a...