Her name is Sophie Anderton, she was a coke addicted prostitute who did some modeling and reality TV work on the side. She dated Footballers, and did 8 balls, while sucking their balls, and getting them to pay her so she could ball. This is her at Liverpool Fashion week almost showing her money make...

Real Madrid, the Spanish team that has dominated the UEFA Champions League over the years, will resume their chase for an unprecedented tenth title when they face Liverpool later today. Madrid coach, Juande Ramos, has intimated that his men are ready to battle to the proverbial death in an effort to...

When I saw these Liverpool Fashion Week promo pics I laughed. I thought it was a fucking joke. Not because I know much about fashion, and realize that Liverpool has never been known to be a fashion mecca, but because I know girls from Liverpool are fucking trash. I’m talking the fake tit party...

Liverpool's boss up to mischief? As soon as it was clear that Argentina would beat Brazil in their Olympic football semi-final (when the Argies went 2-0 up), Brazilian midfielder Lucas seemed hell-bent on picking up a red card. Lucas fouled......

Perm + big nose = twins...

Usually when hecklerspray attends job interviews with a resume in-hand, the interviewers ask us things like “That thar piece a paper say you know how to dig graves?” Which it doesn’t - and it never has. For years the only thing our resume has had printed on it are the words me, wor...

Former recordbreaking England footballer John Barnes 45 has learned a lot of hard lessons about money since he quit the top flight....

Rafael Benítez conceded that Liverpool must beat Manchester United at OldTrafford to keep their fading title aspirations alive, after they were held to another damaging home draw by Manchester City yesterdaytoday. City became the sixth team to leave Anfield with a point this season, courtesy of the...

Liverpool made little progress in this fixture and can barely make out Manchester United, seven points clear at the top of the table, in the Premier League. Manchester City, with Nigel de Jong excelling in deep midfield, had been unusually durable, taking the lead through Craig Bellamy before Dirk K...

James M emails with news of next year's Summer Pops festival in Liverpool. He's not that thrilled: So much for Liverpool moving on from its culture of nostalgia, Simon. "Beatle Day" looks set to be an annual orgy of reminiscing. Charities may well benefit, but that misses the point. Last year's Capi...