Earlier this week, we had a story about a judge's wife, age 70, who used her favorite sauce pan to beat up some teenage punks who broke into her house. It was a great story, but the only sad part......

... but "Clark Rockefeller" is going to claim that he's insane....

Lovely story from Indiana, where three teenage boys are accused of treating their school bus like a 1960s workplace. Snip from the Post-Tribune of Portage: The problems came to light Feb. 5 when one of the males, a 16-year-old, exposed......

Of silicone and saline into two ladies who wanted larger posteriors. This is a problem because our suspect is not licensed for this kind of work....

Hate the game, not the player or his 1988 purple Cadillac with the sign that reads "Pimp Plaza."...

I ask you, does this look like a man who would allegedly sell his teenage daughter into marriage for $16K, 160 cases of beer, 100 cases of soda, 50 cases of Gatorade and some meat? And then call the police......

Some folks are no damn good, and never were. Snip: I think some of us are just born bad. Something is missing, the wiring is all f**ked up. A battalion of shrinks and social workers cant fix what's broken. There......

This is more of a film-nerd story than anything: Del Toro is the guy who made the "Hellboy" movies, as well as "Pan's Labyrinth" and other good stuff. He's a native Mexican, but he refuses to film there anymore, ever......

Nebraska folk-hero, Butt Bandit, has been sentenced to 13 months in jail for slathering lotion on his behind and groinal regions, then pressing them upon on the windows of local business....

Hard to say who would've been a worse driver: a sober 9-year-old or a soused adult. And it was the best Thanksgiving ever ... right up to the point where police pulled their car over. Hat Tip: Many thanks, You're......