The following is a first-draft letter by FBI Special Agent Larry Moss to his on-again-off-again girlfriend, FBI Special Agent Renee Walker. Yes, it is quite pathetic: Dear Renee, I take it you're too busy running around with that psychopath Jack Bauer trying to save the country to read this, but tha...

Here's another fan-fiction post (long overdue!)- this time our beloved "24" characters deal with the insipid task of making it through a day at the local Department of Motor Vehicles: Jack Bauer, Bill Buchanan, Chloe O'Brian, Tony Almeida and Aaron Pierce all arrive at the Arlington, Virginia DMV. N...

Filed under: OpEd, 24, Episode Reviews, Reality-Free (S07E09) "Whatever it takes, I want that son of a bitch found." - President Taylor I'm not trying to suggest that this season of 24 has been bad so far (the hiatus alone made it better than it arguably is), but this was truly the first really grea...

All hail Aaron Pierce! Now, onto the not-so-awesome things from tonight's episode (namely everything not involving Aaron Pierce). 1) Ike "E-kay" Dubaku is a virgin-- it's the only rationale I can come up with that would explain his stupid puppy-love for Marika the cute (but not dazzling) lasagna-sli...

A few days ago I opened up this blog to reader suggestions. The Jackster gets the first of these "by request" posts, seeking some "24" fan-fiction showing our favorite characters engaged in a very normal social situation. This one is set during a (not-so) friendly poker game. Enjoy: Bill Buchanan is...

Oh, where to start? How about at the end, with badass Col. Ike Dubaku playing kissy-face with a local waitress in his apt. building. This is why I love "24"- they're crazy enough to take the most hideous of bad guys and reduce him to a very human, almost quaint level. And now we know that like Garfi...

The Jack Sack is proud to present an old nugget revived- "Dear Chloe"- where your problems really aren't that important right now, but you'll probably get some snarky wisdom regardless: Dear Chloe, I am a successful career-driven man who has good credit and great oral hygiene. Why the heck can't I g...

Okay, now this is 24! 1) Horrific acts of terror: Terrorist Dubaku (the Wookie) decided it was time to finally act on his promises of death and mayhem by causing the mid-air collision of two airplanes over Washington, D.C. What did President Taylor do in response? Well... 2) Ass-Kicking President: A...

The Jack Sack's tradition of translating "24" into fun adventures for the whole family continues! "Honey, maybe we can stay in tonight and rent a movie. I really want to see 'The Love Guru.'""Roger, I can order a tactical nuke strike at any given moment for no reason at all. Are you sure you want to...

Riffing on the ever-popular site "Overheard in New York," (and our own "Overheard in CTU") here are a few snippets of things overheard within the confines of the J. Edgar Hoover Building in D.C.: Agent #1: What are you working on? Agent #2: Oh this? (looks at computer screen) I'm ebaying some of old...