and this is why I love how innnovative humans can be at all times! damn, why didn’t i think of this eh? damnnnnn! for the low price of $4.99, the Go Girl allows you to stick a funnel on your cooch and let it flow wherever, whenever! this is not fakery. here’s the description direct from ...

TODAY I HAVE DECIDED TO BE POLITE TO MYSELF. I’m not going to blame myself for everything anymore. I will NEVER doubt my capacity to be independent and to make good decisions. I will never curse me for my inability to be patient and beat myself for lacking much of that personal cool (but I really ...

Naast acteur en presentator is Aston Kutcher sinds kort ook internetondernemer. Bijna vanzelfsprekend adopteert de wereldberoemde toy boy van actrice Demi Moore daarom de laatste technieken. Zoals Qik, een service die het mogelijk maakt live beelden uit te zenden vanaf je mobiele telefoon. Kutcher g...

so i’m a smart-ass, batshit! now what? SO?! woke up on the bright side of life today, imagine?! yep, *imagine?!* is my new favorite word nowadays… different milestones each and every trying day. have been ‘cept for countable relapses on those stormy days and lonely nights. at least...

will sport healthier lifestyle: cutting down to live longer (read: less alcohol intake, no excessive whatevs!) will set prior ities straight!!! (cheena, career, family, love - this order, this time around!) less is more (read: less talk, less mistake) no more wearing my heart on my sleeves… AV...

Monday was grocery day. Tuesday was spent on socializing. My bitch Anne, Ever and her daughter Erika came to visit Cheena and moi – the unofficial semi-housewarming I suppose. For some reason, I didn’t feel like drinking wine that night but I enjoyed the girl talk much. Wednesday, well, I spent ...

every penny’s worth. to-do no. 1: finish all the re-painting so i can clear the balcony of it’s workshop feel… to-do no. 2: set-up a coffee/breakfast nook on the balcony; install some living fauna aka plants/flowers and put a sandbox where cheena can play (optional! hahaha) my own ...

25 years of existence, 6 heartaches after… Life has never been this clear, this definite, this interesting and scarier than ever! With my first heartbreak I hated the guy like heck for it but loved the world better. High school was never the same. The first few months hurt like hell as most hearta...

baby-sat whole day and packed with no help, i tell you… NONE. so i’m pissed. I PACKED SHIT. well this is just some of it. i’ve loads of shit, goodness! 4 freaking years worth of garbage. so i’m pissed. not to mention exhausted, hungry and did i say pissed? halfway thru, almos...

After weeks of what people call “writer’s block”… I got inspired. Obama’s win exemplifies that the world is indeed changing. That times are changing and that we are all evolving. His race was once considered just a race of slaves, no more. Over the years his “peop...