When people think of cartoon characters getting high, the conversation always turns to Shaggy of Scooby-Doo. And why not? He talks to a dog. He’s paranoid that he’s being chased by ghosts. He has a perpetual box of Scooby Snacks when the munchies hit. But Shaggy’s not the only anim...

I didn’t realize until the other day when I actually HAD to go to the post office how horribly depressing of an event it had become. Growing up and through most of my life the post office had always been a hub of activity for the town. You would run into a neighbor or someone you knew and the peop...

This is one of those blogs where part of my brain says, “You probably should keep this story to yourself.� All while the other half goes, “This is kind of funny in a disgusting and fucked up way.� Awhile back I was driving and received a text message on my phone saying, “Hi. I would apprec...

I usually dip into Seventeen Magazine to help answer the questions of today’s youth but I switched it up for the more wholesome Teen Magazine where the girls were getting really awful advice. Here are four questions that I selected and a fifth that I would like you to answer. Q: I really like my f...

Just like Herpes, when you think that it’s gone for a long time, up pop’s the entertainment industries version of a pus-oozing face-shanker. And this time, there is no Valtrex to rescue you. (Valtrex: “I have herpes…and she doesn’t…so I’m gonna take Valtrex ...

Normally we don’t do movie reviews around here. I kind of find it pompous to tell you what I think about a movie, like it is going to have any sort of impact on if you are going to enjoy it or not. It is arrogant to presume that my taste in a film is worthy enough that you need to take note. Of co...

(Bobby Finstock here. Today PointlessBanter.net welcome aboard a great satire writer and a person with a truly warped sense of humor, Armand Assante’s Left Ventricle. He will be dropping in on a weekly basis to share his unique brand of humor.) Los Angeles , CA - Many different questions have ...

Having kids, I get to partake in the reluctant time honored tradition of watching what my kids watch on TV. What this means is that I get daily doses of some of the worst writing and acting in the history of television (see: iCarly, Suite Life of Zack and Cody). Yes, yes, I understand that shows lik...

As the only person who possesses breasts on Pointless Banter (sorry guys, moobs don’t count) I can tell you that women are constantly assaulted by images that the Almighty Cock is King.  With the Power of the Penis, a single Pizza Delivery Guy can turn lesbians straight. When coupled with a b...

I have been in the midst of a “Telemarketing Week” here at the office. Mind you, my job is not as a telemarketer. Not even close. But the powers that be here feel that we need to do these “blitzes” as a way for us to appreciate what our real jobs are. Well, our real jobs are ...