Biggie died a bunch of years ago yesterday, people made a big deal out of it. Diddy went from 10,000 to 100,000 followers on Twitter yesterday alone, because he’s managed to milk Biggie for all his life and death is fucking worth and make a killing doin’ it, while Radio shows did tribute...

Like Ebeneezer Scrooge, but with a much fouler mouth and tendency to expose breasts, Lil Kim has been visited after dark by ghosts. And like the infamous miser, at least one of Kim's late-night visitors is a specter from her past. Except this ghost is a big fat guy who wrote "Juicy." So what has the...

While some of us were waking up at 6 am, in hopes of speaking with someone at the unemployment office, Kim Kardashian was giving out MTV Cribs Awards. In these tough times, with more and more people losing their cribs; MTV decided to give out awards like: "Coolest Cribs Closet," "Best Fish Tank" and...

On sticking one's nose into the catering business where it's not welcome It was only a matter of time. Dear Leader Kim Jong-Il has gone corporate, and he's after the United States Yankee Imperialist dollar. This cannot end well. Dear McDonalds, Congratulations on becoming the largest restaurant chai...

So fat ass Farrah got booted from Rock of Love Bus this week. Boo hoo. Seriously, no one is going to miss her. All she is a poor man’s imitation of Heather, the hooker with a heart of gold from the original Rock of Love. This show is seriously making me sick, but nothing else is on Sunday nigh...

How does "My First Time" sound as this year's topic for GDC's time-honored Game Design Challenge panel? It may sound like something we cooked up ourselves, but it is, in fact, legit. This year's theme is all about the dilemma of designing games centered on "sex and autobiography." Obliviously, this ...

Filed under: Late Night, Programming, Celebrities, Talk Show, What To Watch Tonight, Reality-Free At 8, ABC has a new Ugly Betty. CBS has a new Survivor at 8, then new episodes of CSI and Eleventh Hour. NBC has new episodes of My Name Is Earl, Kath & Kim, The Office, 30 Rock, and ER. FOX has a n...

Remember the movie Hounddog? In the words of Tae Kwon Do instructor Fred Simmons: “I can’t even believe that’s something that’s real.” Well, America’s favorite lil’ overachiever, Dakota Fanning, has finally outgrown any chance of a not-rumored JonBenét Rams...

I don’t know which Kardashian this is because they are all the fucking same. I don’t know when these bikini pictures were taken because I have no interest in finding out. I just know that whoever this is, she’s taking some pictures for her 2010 Calendar, something you can all put o...

Yesterday morning, Generic Good Morning Message (GGMM), a popular email update at Dartmouth commented on the selection of President Jim Yong Kim. The comments were racist as hell, and consequently made a lot of people very angry.  GGMM managed to pull out just about every Asian-directed xenophobic ...