March 09, 2009
I want a sip, I want a taste, I want that juice box on my face! Today’s fever is being brought to you by the good people at You Know You Dead Azz Wrong. Get familiar with this, whores!...
[CRUNK + DISORDERLY] Email Jesus, Forward To Moses, and CC Allah!
[ Feed -
Focus -
Exclude ]
by
Fresh
at 12:27 PM
Verdine White hopped up out of bed, turned his swag on, took a look in the mirror and said whaddup! [1]That’s right girls, I watermarked these babies because these right-clicking bitches are thirsty to get a drink of what V Dubb is offering. This is pay-per-view, you gotta pay for this. Now th...
[CRUNK + DISORDERLY] Email Jesus, Forward To Moses, and CC Allah!
[ Feed -
Focus -
Exclude ]
by
Fresh
at 6:48 AM
March 06, 2009
Tired of looking at that rabid beaver for the past 14 hours? Hopefully so! Unless something dramatic happens with him and his chit-u-ahshun that will be the last time you see that face for a very long time. I do fuckery but that shit? No ma’am. And you can apply that to Ms. Sophia as well. Any...
[CRUNK + DISORDERLY] Email Jesus, Forward To Moses, and CC Allah!
[ Feed -
Focus -
Exclude ]
by
Fresh
at 8:22 AM
March 04, 2009
There is enough fever in the above picture to melt the white shit planted in the corners of Boosie’s mouth. Designer Victor Glemaud is fucking us all one long stroke at a time with his eyes. The girls bodies are waiting but their minds are not ready. Get you a piece whore!...
[CRUNK + DISORDERLY] Email Jesus, Forward To Moses, and CC Allah!
[ Feed -
Focus -
Exclude ]
by
Fresh
at 11:05 AM
February 24, 2009
The last time I dedicated a post to Al Reynolds and his sweetened tea it wasn’t anything really worth talking about. Bad brown beard on deck? Check. Outstanding tang game? Double check. But this time is totally different. To quote Busta Rhymes on the “Ante Up” remix this shit here ...
[CRUNK + DISORDERLY] Email Jesus, Forward To Moses, and CC Allah!
[ Feed -
Focus -
Exclude ]
by
Fresh
at 8:28 AM
February 23, 2009
Get Angie Martinez on line one for comment! For once in the history of mankind Sisqo doesn’t look like the resident zest master of Dru Hill. God is good all the time and all the time God is good! Nokio on the other hand looks like he should be in Atlanta holding somebody’s purse while th...
[CRUNK + DISORDERLY] Email Jesus, Forward To Moses, and CC Allah!
[ Feed -
Focus -
Exclude ]
by
Fresh
at 7:34 AM
February 19, 2009
I don’t know how I missed Straight From The A’s coverage of Dwight partying it up in Bankhead with NeNe last month but I did! Praise Moses Malone for Necole Bitchie reposting a glowing picture from the event or I would be in the dark! Dwight visited The Wendy Williams Experience to give ...
[CRUNK + DISORDERLY] Email Jesus, Forward To Moses, and CC Allah!
[ Feed -
Focus -
Exclude ]
by
Fresh
at 4:48 PM
February 18, 2009
“Women are life, women are essence, women are creation, women are our foundation. Our earth is a lady. They say they are the epitome of what the essence of life and fascination and . . . they have breasts! They have great booties, and long legs, and beautiful eyes, and teeth and . . . are my l...
[CRUNK + DISORDERLY] Email Jesus, Forward To Moses, and CC Allah!
[ Feed -
Focus -
Exclude ]
by
Fresh
at 11:58 AM
RuPaul’s Drag Race is quality television at its finest! On the latest episode, the contestants participate in a talk show style interview with Tori Spelling [I blame her father] and her husband Dean. Dramatic cunt numero uno Akashia didn’t bother to stand up to greet the couple while Nin...
[CRUNK + DISORDERLY] Email Jesus, Forward To Moses, and CC Allah!
[ Feed -
Focus -
Exclude ]
by
Fresh
at 7:30 AM
February 13, 2009
WHY WON’T YOU LET THEM BE GREAT?! [Copyright Kanye West] It was a fever show down on the red carpet of the NAACP Awards on Thursday night as Norwood Young and Wendell James [remember him?] strutted their respective poak chops. Who steamed up the glass pot lid more?...
[CRUNK + DISORDERLY] Email Jesus, Forward To Moses, and CC Allah!
[ Feed -
Focus -
Exclude ]
by
Fresh
at 8:25 AM




