Ever see a monkey in a bikini? Either have I, but think that these Kardashian whores are as close as I am going to get, because unlike Micheal Jackson, owning a chimp’s not really on my list of things I need in life, I figure I already got to change my wife’s diapers for her and thatR...

So fat ass Farrah got booted from Rock of Love Bus this week. Boo hoo. Seriously, no one is going to miss her. All she is a poor man’s imitation of Heather, the hooker with a heart of gold from the original Rock of Love. This show is seriously making me sick, but nothing else is on Sunday nigh...

In disgusting rumors, Jay-z is said to be having sex with Khloe Kardashian and here is a video of her denying it. Everyone knows that when a fat monster of a girl has sex with pretty much anyone, she goes out and buys a billboard saying “Yes! I finally got laid”, I’m talking takes ...

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But you won't. No one ever will. Also in the news are Chris Brown and Rihanna (for the first time ever), Britney Spears, Katie Holmes, Madonna, and Tommy-Tom Brady. Aniston was in Germany promoting her sad little dog movie, Marley & Me, with her sadsack costar Owen Wilson, doing sad things like eati...

I got this flyer emailed to me by the promoters of the event, I am not posting this to give these assholes exposure, because I know if I ever went to Vegas, they’d never let me into their bullshit, despite giving them more exposure then their Mexican escort flyer kids lining the Vegas strip. I...

Finishing up their Super Bowl weekend, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian were spotted on their way out of the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Tampa, Florida last night (February 1). The “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” hotties both looked fabulous as they passed the paparazzi on thei...

Kim Kardashian has never really gone in for this ‘I’d rather go naked than wear fur’ malarkey for two reasons. Firstly, Kim Kardashian is naked most of the time anyway, so what’s the point? Also, Kim Kardashian loves fur. Fur is Kim Kardashian’s only vice, apart from ha...

Khloe Kardashian and her boyfriend, NBA star Rashad McCants, have called it quits. The reality TV star and the Minnesota Timberwolves hoops star, both 24, began dating last July, 2008, but only went public with their romance last month. The Keeping Up With The Kardashians star confirmed the news on ...

There was a krunked kollection of Kardashians out for New Year's Eve last week. The entire klan gathered at Pure night club in Las Vegas, as Kim Kardashian was joined by boyfriend Reggie Bush, sister Khloe Kardashian, Khloe's new boyfriend Rashad McCants and others. Here's a shot of Kim and Reggie g...