Ever see a monkey in a bikini? Either have I, but think that these Kardashian whores are as close as I am going to get, because unlike Micheal Jackson, owning a chimp’s not really on my list of things I need in life, I figure I already got to change my wife’s diapers for her and thatR...

While some of us were waking up at 6 am, in hopes of speaking with someone at the unemployment office, Kim Kardashian was giving out MTV Cribs Awards. In these tough times, with more and more people losing their cribs; MTV decided to give out awards like: "Coolest Cribs Closet," "Best Fish Tank" and...

So fat ass Farrah got booted from Rock of Love Bus this week. Boo hoo. Seriously, no one is going to miss her. All she is a poor man’s imitation of Heather, the hooker with a heart of gold from the original Rock of Love. This show is seriously making me sick, but nothing else is on Sunday nigh...

I don’t know which Kardashian this is because they are all the fucking same. I don’t know when these bikini pictures were taken because I have no interest in finding out. I just know that whoever this is, she’s taking some pictures for her 2010 Calendar, something you can all put o...

In disgusting rumors, Jay-z is said to be having sex with Khloe Kardashian and here is a video of her denying it. Everyone knows that when a fat monster of a girl has sex with pretty much anyone, she goes out and buys a billboard saying “Yes! I finally got laid”, I’m talking takes ...

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But you won't. No one ever will. Also in the news are Chris Brown and Rihanna (for the first time ever), Britney Spears, Katie Holmes, Madonna, and Tommy-Tom Brady. Aniston was in Germany promoting her sad little dog movie, Marley & Me, with her sadsack costar Owen Wilson, doing sad things like eati...

How does Kim Kardashian manage to look so sexy? Bronzer. It gives her that "sun-kissed glow." It was all about looking hot for Kim's calendar photo shoot in Cabo San Lucas. I'm disappointed we didn't get an ass shot. I guess we'll have to wait for the calendar for... ...read full story...

Just some eye candy for the weekend. Funny that we are barely into 2009 and Kim Kardashian is hard at work on her new 2010 calendar....

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