So Jordan was out in some tight pants with her husband the other day and motherfucker grabbed her ass, because that’s what you can do when you own a bitch, even if she is the breadwinner for the household and actually owns you, it’s an animal channel situation, look it up, but I noticed ...

Jordan rocked a bunch of towels the other day at the beach. I thought that it had something to do with her body being sloppy, saggy and scarred up. Maybe it had to do with her being insecure about her tits since they aren’t as big as they once were, I mean who the fuck knows what the fuck goes...

If Hollywood thinks that directing yourself in a movie's starring role is challenging, they should get a good look at lithe sex goddess Jenna Haze directing herself getting her brains fucked out. Um, hello? Oscar? So Jennaration X Studios and Jules Jordan aren't technically releasing "Jenna Haze's C...

The ever creative HM Queen Rania launched a new initiative to reach out to the unsung heroes of the nation. People who work hard, to make a difference. People who strive to better the conditions of the society around them, despite the hardship. Despite the impossibility of the task, they never falte...

So exhibitionist, successful slut, borderline prostitute, with the dumbest set of fake tits, and the ability to pretty much attach her name to any useless product, was out at the beach, but instead of being half naked and sucking on a set of testicles while getting her pussy licked, like you’d...

If you’re throwing a block party, you better invite The Birdman. Well, the NBA season is headed down the home stretch and you may find yourself in a situation where you need to attack certain fantasy categories. For those rotisserie basketball guys, you may need to shore up in some cats and ca...

“Goodbye, My Friend” March 5th, 2009 Holy flashback, Harry Henderson. There’s a whole lot of familiarity in “Goodbye, My Friend,” an episode that cribs quite liberally from last season’s “Succession” and this season’s premiere, and it’s not...

It should be no surprise by now that athletes are just like the rest of us, but for some reason, seeing photos of these guys getting wasted off their asses never gets old. So we've put together The Complete Drunk Athlete Web Photo Index. It'll have you counting your lucky stars that you suck at runn...

Jay Jordan, the head of mid-market firm The Jordan Company, appeared on CNBC this morning to discuss the dealmaking climate. In the segment (after the jump), we learn that Jordan is disgusted with the amount of pork barrel money in the stimulus package, and he proposes two of his own economic cures....

Spelunkers, big booty connoisseurs, and anal cavity stretching enthusiasts worldwide; rejoice at our super-exclusive sneak preview of "Tunnel Butts 2." Rolie rocks the gapes with a little help from some grade A anal fuck bunnies. Post volume one, we've learned to skip the subtext and just keep thing...