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May the local Government fart be with you!

Have to love the corpsing Wouldn't it be great if it happened in PMQs?...

Dizzy Thinks [ Feed - Focus - Exclude ] by Dizzy at 2:05 PM

In a continuation of my jokes forwarded from friends series, this one is from my most regular contributor Andy, who may have been thinking of our friend Mary when he forwarded it. Hee hee hee. Four Retired Guys Four old retired guys are walking down a street in Naples, Florida. They turned a corner ...

Tags: Funny , Philosophy , stupidity , Rednecks , Reader Joke , Classic Comedy , Edited by Peter , Andy Joke

The Peter Files Blog of Comedy, Satire, Jokes, Commentary, and Videos [ Feed - Focus - Exclude ] by The Peter Files Blog of Comedy at 6:28 AM

FOF #946 - The Most Dangerous Game - 03.08.09

Pull out your sombreros everybody, on today’s show it’s a Mexican Fiesta with the fabulously funny Bill Cruz. Bill recently performed with us at Steamworks, the gay men’s bathhouse in Chicago. He was all wrapped up in towels and delivered his monologue like a Roman statesman addres...

Tags: News , animals , Rumors , blue , Comedians , chip , Watchmen , Grey Gardens , Penis Jokes , Gay Fun Show , bernie madoff , bill cruz

Feast of Fun : Gay Talk Show [ Feed - Focus - Exclude ] by Marc Felion at 2:55 AM

the most famous man in the world

One day at school, a second grade teacher said to the class, "I'll give $10 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived." A little Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Patrick." The Teacher said, "Sorry Sean, that's not correct....

Tags: Religion , History , Jokes

WallStreetJackass [ Feed - Focus - Exclude ] by wallstreetjackass at 6:03 PM

Two Great â€˜n Simple Nerdy Pranks To Play On Friends & Enemies!

Science has proven that nearly every single human possesses a sadistic side. I totally agree - few things work better to brighten up your day than a prank with friends or colleagues. Today we’re focusing on two simple nerdy pranks. We’ll start by laying out two basic rules - to ensure so...

Tags: Funny , Jokes , Joke , Web Apps , Wallpaper , Geeky Fun , prank , screen saver

MakeUseOf.com [ Feed - Focus - Exclude ] by Simon Slangen at 5:01 PM

genius

apparently by Woody Allen: In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way... Then you wake up in an old people's home, feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension. And then when you start work, you ...

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WallStreetJackass [ Feed - Focus - Exclude ] by wallstreetjackass at 6:05 PM

City Council Meetings Finally Interest 10-Year-Olds

We’re not sure if this is funny or not — no, actually, we are sure it’s not funny, at all, but it is puerile and dumb and basically nobody knows how to act like an adult. (HINT: You walk over to the kid with the fart machine and beat the shit out of him.) [Funny or Die via Gizmodo]...

Tags: Video , Dumbasses , YouTube , wonkette , fart jokes , funny or die , c-span should totally do this

Wonkette [ Feed - Focus - Exclude ] by Ken Layne at 4:16 PM

The answer is Amsterdam. But what is the question?

Thanks for this, Joseph. I am of Yugoslav heritage married to a German, and we thought this definitely did not offend. Subject: TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING DUTCH (No offense to Germans, please) TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING DUTCH: 1. You can get arrested for growing plants, but not for smoking them.2. You c...

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I'm Gina Smith [ Feed - Focus - Exclude ] by gina smith at 2:05 AM

Postal (2007)

Director : Uwe Boll Release Date : 18 October 2007 (Germany) Genre : Action, Comedy, Horror, Thriller Cast : Zack Ward as Dude, Dave Foley as Uncle Dave, Chris Coppola as Richard, Jackie Tohn as Faith, J.K. Simmons as Candidate Wells, Ralf Moeller as Officer John, Verne Troyer as Himself, Chris Spen...

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Awesome Movies- Watch Free Movies [ Feed - Focus - Exclude ] by admin at 4:17 PM

Yet another Whedon peeve [1]: â€œWhat is that? Why is it beeping?â€�

[Post contains spoilers for Dollhouse episode 4, unrelated to the serial plot. THERE ARE SPOILERS IN COMMENTS.] Hey Joss Whedon, Mr Feminist Icon dude, can I have a word in your shell-like? There are fields of endeavour in which the vast majority of the experts are women. Those women possess knowled...