It's Thursday, and I have all the answers ... If the aim is to sneak into the playoffs and get swept by the Celtics, then the Bulls' trade with Sacramento works. If the aim is to play the 2010 free-agent lottery, then getting into the playoffs seems hollow. Brad Miller spares us Joakim Noah ...

We like rookie Roy Hibbert as a deep sleeper in the second half for the Pacers. (Michael Conroy) Centres Roy Hibbert, Indiana Pacers: The Georgetown alum hasn’t exactly set the league on fire during his inaugural campaign, but he is averaging 8.4 points and 3.8 rebounds per game in five Februa...

It’s Wednesday, and I have all the answers ... The Bulls overcame a 15-point deficit to beat the stupid and disintegrating Pistons.Great win. Or was it? Is this really what John Paxson needed to see? Tyrus Thomas continued to play like a lottery pick. Same goes for Joakim Noah. Thomas went for 22 ...

Francisco Elson (right) has a hell of a fight on his hands as he tries to replace Andrew Bogut for the Bucks. (AP Photo/Morry Gash) Centres Joakim Noah, Chicago Bulls: The second-year Florida product has taken up a semi-permanent residence on the Wire Troll by continuing to produce solid totals both...

It's Friday, and I have all the answers ... Happy Boxing Day to you. Hope you had a nice Christmas, hope you got what you wanted, but now it's Boxing Day -- time to box up the stuff that needs to be returned (no receipt required): The Bulls' interior defense. Aaron Gray finally shows some toughness,...

It's Tuesday, and I have all the answers ... Don't the Bulls already pay Derrick Rose enough money to pay someone to slice his apples? I'm thinking Larry Hughes. Eating in bed is OK. Self-mutilation, not so much. The good news entering tonight's game against the Knicks is, despite the injury, Rose s...

It's Thursday, and I have all the answers ... The Choice (and remember, death is not an option): Bulls coach Vinny Del Negro saying of grown NBA players, "We have to get guys to understand why it's important to share the ball" or the Bulls' getting pushed around by Dan Gadzuric? We already...

What a Friday Line Up - Eddie and Naomi Fighting, Loads of Drugs and Various Fools Galore.. Enjoy, EDDIE GRIFFIN SUED FOR ASSAULT: Production manager claims comic beat him for booking his mother into a cheap hotel. *A production manager on the set of an Eddie Griffin pilot has filed a lawsuit claimi...

John Paxson is getting tired of coaching rumors and draft rumors, and I'm thinking, stop stinking and landing in the lottery, and this won't be an issue. And now Paxson will have to respond to a rumor out of Phoenix that former Bulls-Pistons-Wizards-Whatever coach Doug Collins is a candidate to come...

I mean, come on, who would really believe that such a sweet, innocent child like Mr. Noah actually tokes herb? Back when he was negligent on his donut duties, I just chalked it up to rookie defiance. How silly of me. It just wasn’t my natural reaction to think a man who dresses like this to th...