These are things I things i feel he would get a lot of use out of of and could definitely make his life easier. A bag of dicks A rolled up dollar bill to snort coke off Michele’s Klingon Forehead A Giant Fucking Clue A Collector’s Edition 25 disk set of DVDs featuring his own greatest mo...

Friend from my former job sent me this video and said, “I thought for a minute you produced this video!”  I have no idea what he is talking about… On to my latest accomplishments!  First and foremost I have achieved #8 status when you google “FUCK YOU OBAMA” I actuall...

HA!  Finally someone (Google) has recognized that my blog is harmful and not fit for either human or computational consumption: Sweet! /Hoff...

In the tub… I was reading and soaking in my tub, which I love very much, and got a text message from a friend telling me he was heading to the airport to pick up another friend who is flying home tonight after six months in Iraq.  This friend of mine had been on my mind a lot of late what wit...

I heard someone use the phrase “bag of dicks”, I do not even know the context i was laughing too hard.  I need to use this in context.  Any suggestions? I must use it tomorrow to feel like I have accomplished something significant this week....

Yeah, I am doing what people always do when they are sick to death with politics… I am shopping. I want this coat.  I think I would look fabulous in this coat.  Via Spiga makes a nice shoe, didn’t know they made clothes.  That jacket with my Fuck You Sunglasses would be FABULOUS. I ne...

So, I have had a few conversations online and on the phone this week that got me thinking about two things I feel the need to address.  1.  This whole fucking bi-partisan shit.  2.  Taking offense at people’s Christianity. Bi-partisan = Good is a fucking myth created by weak ass people to ...

Sing it with me all you Ghetto Sharepoint Tools out there!  We have each other! Fucking greatness… via: Rocio… my fellow Sharepoint Ghetto Girl...

Seems President Elect Happypants is already chomping at the bit to get those pesky Bush era executive orders reversed. Namely the reversing of Mexico City Rule which forbids the use of federal aid funds to promote abortions abroad, like the Hyde Amendment prohibits federal funds to be used in the sa...

Daughter No. 3 was sent home from school the other day with a letter saying, “Your daughter is blind as a bat!” Well not exactly.  It said she had failed the vision screening with 20/100 and 20/80 in her little peepers.  So of course, being the amazing mother that I am… I freaked...