"Hot," especially used in conjunction with the factor "funny" regarding women, is highly subjective. Remember when Jenny McCarthy was trying to market herself as a zany, goofy-face-making, comedic actress? Although J McC was a woman, and she was making clown faces, and was...

Attractive blonde piranha Elisabeth Hasselbeck is pregnant again. She and her husband Tim Hasselbeck already have two kids, Grace, 3, and Taylor, 1. Now a third is coming. Oh lord, make it stop! Let's not get too carried away here. Grace Elisabeth and Taylor Thomas are pretty adorable kids. But thei...

a guest post by the 12-step buddhist: how do you feel now that barack is official? i’m still in shock. waiting for a big news release about some kick ass exec orders reversing idiocracy. one of the big questions for me is how to practice buddhism and the principles of 12-step recovery around p...

I really don’t get what the big deal is about this movie. A lot of people are calling it ‘Pixar’s Greatest!’. Really? Because my family thought it was boring as hell. The most disappointed was my youngest daughter. She has been going nuts waiting to see this movie. She was so...

Follow the link below for the scariest video you have seen since Michael Jackson released Thriller: Palin Didn’t Know Africa Is A Continent, Says Fox News Reporter (VIDEO)"didn't understand that Africa was a continent, rather than a series, a country just in itself." What the fuck...

Idiocracy is one of those sleeper hits which has found a nice niche as a cult favorite. From Mike Judge (Beavis And Butthead, Office Space), the movie details what happens when smart people decline to have kids and morons have ten ... 500 years into the future. The result is pretty funny and while t...

So I’m looking around online for cars, not that I’m buying one anytime soon but mostly to get a feel for prices for when the lease is over on Hasenpfeffer. Anyway I did a search for used Toyota Yaris and found this: Seller’s Notes: 36MPG Highway, 32MPG Combined, 29MPG City . Air co...

Y'all thought I was kidding about getting dressed up for Wal-mart? Puh. Dunno where this came from, but highlighter on newsprint is pretty goddam hard to fake....

Ess Eff’ing Chronicle: Pray-in at S.F. gas station asks God to lower prices Rocky Twyman has a radical solution for surging gasoline prices: prayer. Twyman — a community organizer, church choir director and public relations consultant from the Washington, D.C., suburbs — staged a p...

Filed under: Comedy, Casting, Deals, 20th Century Fox, Miramax Mike Judge made a lot of friends and Fox made a lot of enemies when Judge's last live-action feature, Idiocracy , was dumped into a couple of theaters (it made a whopping $438,000) and then ushered to DVD. Those who saw it (myself among ...