Mackenzee Pierce's Myspace page says she's only moments away from going to Disneyland and "getting fucked up legally!!!!" and her mood is Jubilant. If you hadn't guessed, she turns 21 today. Aside from the possibility that the kind of up she is talking about getting fucked might not be legal at any ...

I like a girl who gives herself a name that tells you exactly what's going on with her and what to expect. Take today's Birthday Girl, Kaylee LoveCox, who celebrates her 22nd birthday today. I used to know a girl whose last name was May, and it was always confusing to introduce her to people – "Ja...

I am not usually all that much of a fan of the enormous fake boob, but for some reason today's Birthday Girl, Summer Cummings, has proven to be an endless source of fascination to me. Since I first saw her, I haven't been able to resist stopping and staring whenever I see a picture of her. Although ...

Some pornstars look like they would eat you alive, some like they would cut you off at the knees, some like they would bum money off you and then disappear. Not Birthday Girl Flick Shagwell. 30 years old today, Flick, who also goes by the even better porn name Felicity Shagswell, among others, looks...

I'd be lying if I said it was not Lorelei Lee's rompable person I first found so exciting, but now I'd have a crush on her even if she looked like the discontinued Saturn Vue. Lee enters the year of her Saturn Return today, and not a moment too soon. While fans can still see her in Madison Young vid...

When I first saw Julia Bond, she only had those little paw-print tattoos above her breasts. I thought she was really cute then, and I think she's cute now, but she has way more tattoos. I love the way she has morphed from an innocent-looking little waif with nice tits to a tattooed, heavily made-up ...

Every time I see Birthday Girl Lana Croft's name, it makes me think, naturally, of the video-game-babe of nearly the same name, and what her adventures would be like if she were a pornstar. I think the result of such an effort would be very much like Adam & Eve's "Carolina Jones and the Broken Coven...

I do dearly love the Stevens sisters, but I always have trouble remembering which one is which. Britney, who is one of the Stevens sisters, is having a birthday today. I can recognize them both – they're really cute and you should definitely check them out – but I can't remember which one's Whit...

In spite of this arty black and white piece of erotica with a weird setting, this is not a Gratuitous Nude Photo post. It's a picture of Birthday Girl Sophie Evans, who is 33 today. Even though I usually try to find at least three good pictures of a birthday girl, I thought there was enough going on...

"Get me wet!" said Birthday Girl Sunset Thomas, who turns 37 today, and we did. It turns out that's not what she meant. People should be more specific about what they want. Like that time Birthday Girl Julie Simone, who turns 35 today, said "Bring your girlfriend over dressed in a pair of high heels...