January 23, 2009
Mimikins was reportedly left pissed when she learned that she wouldn’t be seated with, oh, the important people at Tuesday’s inauguration ceremony. [Insert Eli Porter pause] A spy said, “Mariah was in the VIP area, where every celebrity, like Jon Bon Jovi, Mary J. Blige, Alicia Key...
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June 11, 2008
Newlyweds Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are hitting up their wealthy friends and family for wedding gifts despite not inviting them to their secret nuptials in April. An insider says: “Mariah’s assistant, Gina, sent out over 100 e-mails to her wealthy friends letting them know that she...
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May 28, 2008
Mooriah’s swoop bang and ponytail are the things dreams are made of. I used to kill that hairstyle back in my middle school prime. Just looking at this broad make me want to break out the wide leg Jnco pants, platform sneakers, and camouflage and sing “808″ by Blaque. Mimi tossed o...
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