The full list is here.I’ll just give the first twelve: 1.) Because I don’t like the idea that we came from apes… despite that humans are categorically defined and classified as apes. 2.) Because I’m too stupid and/or lazy to open a fucking book or turn on the Discovery Science Channel. 3...

THE KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND WET BAR Satire by Shawn Goodwin Ah, Britannia! You are the heart of the vaunted British Empire, the home of the Magna Carta, and the birthplace of the Industrial Revolution. Nations have trembled at the sight of your armed forces and bowed at the writings of your literary gi...

WASHINGTON (SR) - Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid of Nevada announced his proposal Thursday to create a huge network of special power lines to carry renewable energy-like solar and wind power. Reid’s plan calls for the “green” lines to be manufactured from non-strip mined copper ...

Write you own stimulus check! Bank of Obama Because Everyone Deserves a Bailout Bail Out Your Friends Today! Bad mortgage, student loan, credit card debt, Vegas trip…you know someone who needs a personal bailout for it.  Bank of Obama believes everyone should get their share of the stimulus p...

WASHINGTON (SR) - In his first address to a joint session of Congress, President Barack Obama sought to soothe America’s financial concerns, pledging to borrow hundreds of billions more for liberal social programs, and adding free college educations and health care to the mix. “We ...

A place for everything… All in the family And now for a cartoon Please click on above images for a larger view in a new window. More Cartoon Humor at Patriot Humor Read great articles at The Patriot Post.US...

FOR A LARGER IMAGE, CLICK ON IT: The Pantheists think there’s a faun Or a nymph for each blade on the lawn.             The rocks are alive!             And each one ...

By NB Staff Topics in today’s show: The Congressional Budget Office says recession will continue through the year, Democrat Diane Feinstein compromises our national security, the US postal service raises its prices, New Jersey becomes the only state without an official song. Starring: JodiÂ...

MESA, ARIZONA (SR) - In the wake of President Obama’s multi million dollar visit to a Arizona high school to give a short speech, even the students where left questioning the logic in these tough economic times. “Wow, this tool spent millions of tax dollars just to fly out here for tha...

VATICAN CITY (SR) - Pope Benedict XVI met today with Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, a Catholic who supports abortion, in what observers called a “clash of good versus evil.” According to witnesses, Pelosi attempted to “school” the Pontiff on “what the Bible reall...