This is a week we will long remember as the week of snatching victory out of the jaws of defeat. Watching congress make sausage makes you want to give up eating so to think they could have the Stimulus package on the President's desk by next week is commendable. The reason this is possible is becaus...

Why are people so damn off the hook.. just look at this shit.. courtesy of YouKnowUDeadAzzWrong. pic courtesy: Rasha Entertainment Add heroin to the scores of products that have been branded with President Barack Obama’s name. Cops in upstate New York this week broke up a drug ring that allegedly ...

The fossilized remains of a monster snake that used to eat the hell out of giant crocodiles and other delicious beasts have been found in Columbia. Also, a mountain of coke. The newly discovered type of snake, named Titanoboa in honour of its immense size, was for 10 million years the largest land p...

Is this the first deadly snowball? It looks scary as hell. Video Link: Biggest Snowball Ever - Ice Cool Links...

Ha ha! Philanthropy fail! Description fail. Just get a load of this asshole. I can’t even imagine what motivated him to attempt the following stunt, but if his narrative is somehow intentional comedy, then give that man an award. Seriously. RTFA: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fWzXNhfoQ8&...

On mail order scams I recently got a spam email with the stright-to-the-point subject line: "Keep her moaning all night and all day" Wow. Intrigued by the offer of foolproof penis enlargement pills and the 24/7 shagging power that goes with them - with absolutely no fatal and/or elephantine side-eff...

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The production process for X-Men Origins: Wolverine has been…ungood. It’s nothing new - the usual disagreements between a studio placing big money on the line (played this time by Fox) and a director (appearing in this edition as Gavin Hood) who wants his vision of the project to emerge ...

You a Stargate SG-1 fan? Want a LEGO replica of the Asgard Beliskner Battle Ship? Got $3,500? Live in or around Highland Park, Illinois? Willing to drive there? If so you're in luck because eBay user fentonhardy is selling the ship of your dreams! AFTER THREE MONTHS OF HARD WORK AND TENS OF THOUSAND...

I don’t know how I missed this shit, actually I do, because it is fucking gross and because I have no idea who the fuck Billie Piper is, but look at that fucking nipple. If I was a chick, that would be enough evidence to opt for the abortion, I mean along with everything else that comes with p...