A kangroo recently broke into the home of Beat Ettlin while he and his family were sleeping. He mistook the kangaroo for a ninja and began to pummel the 90lb beast. The 42-year-old told Sky News Online: "I just saw this black thing. I thought it was a lunatic ninja, an intruder. It just fell on top ...

Soon, we’ll be done with our holiday shopping, and with resolutions in hand, we’ll be ready to face another new year. Then, the snow will hit. And the bills will come in. And that kid upstairs will just run back and forth and back and forth until we’re ready to burn the building do...