Filed under: OpEd, Heroes, Episode Reviews, Reality-Free (S03E16) Spoiler Warning! The scene to the right happens in this episode. But don't worry, it doesn't really accomplish much ... for Tracy. It looks like the Justice League is forming under the tutelage of "Rebel." But who is he? We've got ano...

Filed under: Heroes, Episode Reviews, Reality-Free (S03E14) Now that's more like it! Yes, we're only one hour into this fourth volume ("Fugitives") of Heroes, but already we're looking at a vastly improved product. We're no longer fragmented trying to keep track of a million different seemingly unre...

If you're not in Park City, Utah then get your celebrity ass to Washington, DC to be amidst history in the making! Or just go to text in the DJ booth out of boredom while your girlfriend spins records! Or presses "play" on her Nano. Skinny Minnie Lindsay Lohan......

Filed under: Celebrities with Style The stars rule the stars. So what's in store for your favorite celeb? Find out in our regular feature, Ho'roscope. The glamor, the sex, the money troubles can all be understood through the astrological powers that really run Hollywood. This week: single ladies, lo...

Filed under: Heroes, Episode Reviews, Reality-Free (S03E09) It's a shame that nobody's watching this show anymore, because tonight was all about setting the stage for the battle to come. With "Volume 4" coming either in December or early next year, we should be moving fast and furious to the big con...

With fall just around the corner, the studios are trotting out their hottest stars to entice us into tuning in to next season's television. I'm so there already. Hit me with some new episodes of The Office and 30 Rock, NBC. There were a lot of sexy young things trotting out on the red carpet for the...

Literally. Hayden Panettiere was the star attraction at an ESPYS event last night. Blot that. Get some kind of powder puff and smack your face with it. Something's wrong. She's trying to look old enough to be marrying a 30-year-old. That Mrs. Roper thing she's got on isn't going to make it magically...

Ryan Seacrest recently played 18-year-old Hayden Panettiere's single "Wake Up Call" from her new album. It's very "Stars Gone Blind," in my opinion--but without the annoying slutty heiress bit. On the reggae-inspired track, Hayden cheekily warbles, "I think I'm gonna have to cheat/to keep your eyes ...

Kristen Bell will reprise her role as Elle Bishop on Heroes this season. She was the only reason to watch that show as it sunk into the quicksand pit of Dagobah last season. I made a sci-fi joke. I should be masturbating beside the Willow Loves Tara booth at a geek convention. Bell's character was c...

In Touch is reporting that Heroes star Milo Ventimiglia is planning on proposing to his co-star girlfriend Hayden Panettiere, whom he has been dating since early this year. Oh lord. I keep forgetting she's only 18 years old and he's 31, and I can't imagine this will end well. According to an inside ...