so i've felt like shit the last few days.  that's no good, specially because i have to fly to virginia tomorrow morning. was chatting with one of the guys at work.  in the blank he said "bong" but i heard "bomb."  really changes the tone of the conversation... "so when i worked at the hardware st...

credit for this goes to the guy who sent the link to bill simmmons (espn.com's "the sports guy") and of course to bill simmons himself.  thanks bill! what you're about to see is a video made by john tesh of entertainment tonight and apparently a keyboarding god.  it's him doing the "nba on...

so i was surfing around dropping some entrecards today when i saw a post about a fat woman who was upset.  (i want to say i saw the story on the world according to sjeltur, but could be wrong...thanks for the inspiration) see, she's too fat to fit into one seat and wanted a second seat for her comf...

so my bro was in town last week.  we went out drinking with my cousin and i woke up with one hell of a blister on my hand.  extinguishing flameswill often hurt your bare handsometimes leaves blister...

so i've been sitting here for a couple of days now (not consecutively of course) trying to come up with something to post.  it'd be wrong to say i have some sort of writer's block.  writer's block would imply i couldn't write.  i can, it just sucks.  nothing i've typed out or even thought has be...

found this on the bus shelter up the block from my house. yup, the gods smiled and rewarded me for choosing to walk the mile home right at the end of my journey every night. no doubt in my mind the movie will suck donkey balls, but does it matter? sexy as all hellisla fisher yum yum yumgotta love re...

it's tuesday!  and i'm talking in red.  why am i talking in red?  well because today's lesson from tj, our favourite teen aged self-help ass, err, guru is kinda long.  so long that i'm not going to be able to politely hold off on commenting until then end as i usually do and i want you to be abl...

so i can't drawalmost sorta looks like itmaybe if you squint mine's not even roundnor crafted form waterfordok i give up...

(posted from the treo. pics and spellcheck later...) so christmas morning i got to the airport fairly early. see, the cocksuckers at airtran (don't fly airtran, they used to be a neat budget airline that flew to my parents, now they're penny pinching, fuck you up the ass with no butter pricks) decid...

"Inspired by my cousin Christopher and encouraged by my boyfriend Vince, I decided to make a blog. So welcome to www.somegirlLauren.blogspot.com" so it seems there's a new blogger entering the blogosphere and it's entirely possible it's partially my fault... inspired?  by me?  well, all i can say ...