Various dead-enders accuse us of writing too much negative news, simply because we inform you daily that American society at large is collapsing. Unrelated: let's review the contents of actual publication "The Happy Herald!" Happy Herald is "South Florida's Positive Living and Entertainment Guide," ...

Come get Gayle up off of this floor! For the last nine years Oprah has appeared in every issue of O magazine as the cover girl all alone. Yeah, that bitch think she is Deena Jones. Just wait until Highlights taps Beyonce to sit at the helm as guest editor for an upcoming special creole collectorR...

Tired of looking at that rabid beaver for the past 14 hours? Hopefully so! Unless something dramatic happens with him and his chit-u-ahshun that will be the last time you see that face for a very long time. I do fuckery but that shit? No ma’am. And you can apply that to Ms. Sophia as well. Any...

It seems like no one is a fan of Christina Milian’s new blonde coif - - and who can blame them? In the clip featured above Jermaine Dupri and company roast C Milli like a Planter’s peanut [copyright Frankie] and speak briefly about the 2009 Ike and Tina reuniting in Miami. Under normal c...

Remember Republic Windows and Doors? The company that kicked off Depression 2.0 by staging the last successful labor sit-in that will ever happen? Yet more good news: they found a buyer! This is the only good story of this miserable economy, that the union workers of a small-ish Chicago factory are ...

“Life as a shorty shouldn’t be so rough.” - -Inspectah Deck, “C.R.E.A.M.” The KISS midgets, no ma’am. Insane Clow Posse game proper. But I digress what I came here to tell you. Guyana wants to take your boy Testicular Pain down to China Town. Neither T-Pain, above...

THESE days, the news is pretty much all bad, all the time. So thank goodness for the optimists -- those people who trundle along wearing a gigantic grin, invariably predicting a major upturn. While they are usually a source of irritation for those of us with thunderously dark mindsets -- see the fil...

You can always leave it to Lil’ Llama to provide us all with a little bit of sunshine during our gloomy days. I can feel her halo and shit. Mama gave a couple of special kids [I'm sure in more ways than one] a special treat when she gave them all a private dance lesson on Thursday. You know wh...

Definitely not Melinda Doolittle but I’m going to show her Florida Evans neck having ass some much needed love. The former American Idol contestant signed copies of her new album Head & Shoulders, Knees & Toes today at Borders in Philadelphia....

I don’t know how I missed Straight From The A’s coverage of Dwight partying it up in Bankhead with NeNe last month but I did! Praise Moses Malone for Necole Bitchie reposting a glowing picture from the event or I would be in the dark! Dwight visited The Wendy Williams Experience to give ...